I NEED SOMEONE TO WRITE IT BECAUSE I CAN’T

I want a fic where instead of max stabbing Billy with the drugs, he stops her before she can and is mad right but then the demogorgon dog they put in fridge bursts out cos it wasn’t actually dead and the cold helped it and he kills it with the nail bat. Or maybe with his bare hands. Or a gun could be cool. But yeah and so he goes with them to destroy the tunnels and yeah

An old guy came into my work and after seeing an old picture of me with long hair told me “you shouldn’t have cut your hair”

😐

I’m tempting you so fucking well right now. You want to write this and then share it. You really wanna make this a reality.

I need a fic that focuses on Billy as a lifeguard. Like he’s actually really good with the kids that he teaches and he takes his job really seriously. Like maybe he teaches Holly and like she adores him, and Nancy has to take her to lessons one time and Nancy is baffled that Holly likes Billy. Maybe Holly likes Billy cos their names sort of rhyme or something.

Sometimes you accidentally read mpreg and sometimes you purposefully read mpreg

Just depends on the day

Please reblog if you think that “they/them/theirs” is a valid set of pronouns.

this post must be reblogged by everyone

Serendipity would be if AO3 had a filter that got rid of the fics u already bookmarked

10 things I hate about you fanfic idea:

Patrick and Kat are dating in secret before the movie is set, so when Joey pays him to date her he just goes to her and is like “guess who got us a sugar daddy” 😏😌 they just pretend to start dating and just go along with everything cos they’re both drama queens.

Daenerys having to chain her dragons is honestly so sad and just feels so ironic too

I made a mistake and I texted the guy saying “again I’m so sorry thank you for understanding” and he texted back with “you’re welcome.” HELLO???? I WOULD’VE PREFERRED TO BE LEFT ON READ???? Saying you’re welcome felt so sarcastic and I felt really bad. like why couldn’t he have just said no problem or literally anything else please

I can’t take Joji seriously now that I know he was that YouTuber with the pink bodysuit and actally made music under the pink guy