I Love It When Harry Is With Muggles And Is Talking About Hogwarts. Then He Says “History Is So Boring,

I had a one-on-one with my manager today and one of my goals this year was to be more friendly because I think that I’m a very off-putting and annoying person. My manager then proceeded to say “ it might be unbeknownst to you but you’re a very magnetic person, you are a person that people gravitate to and you probably think you’re off-putting but we’ve seen it happen every time new people come it”

Anyways, I thought my manager had telepathic powers for a few hours but when I told her that she said “it’s literally my job to be observant”

You know teachers in high school are like ur profs in college won’t remind you when your work is due so u have to write it down?

We’ll they’re right and I hate it cos when I write it down my brain thinks I can forget it cos I wrote it down and when I don’t my stupid brain still forgets it.

This is why I’m proposing someone makes an app like the scheduler Hermione got Harry and Ron that reminded them and shouted at them until they did their work. That would work on me

Someone write a fix where Billy did drag racing in California and he’s really good at fixing up cars and like tricking them out. Or maybe he’s like a NASCAR driver or something. Really anything where he drives really well and really fast

I'm going craZY, I CANT STOP HEARING SONGS. I'M IN MATH AND I JUST HEARD WHEN I'm GONE.

I need a fic that focuses on Billy as a lifeguard. Like he’s actually really good with the kids that he teaches and he takes his job really seriously. Like maybe he teaches Holly and like she adores him, and Nancy has to take her to lessons one time and Nancy is baffled that Holly likes Billy. Maybe Holly likes Billy cos their names sort of rhyme or something.

Accurate.

Daenerys was in the middle of a war and still found the time to be a chismosa. That’s how I know she’s a queen

Guys how do I become a beta reader?? Like I wanna help a fanfic writer. Do I just say hey, if you need a beta reader, I’d love to try!! Like what the heck

Fellow tumblr users,

I need yall to rec me some ao3 fics where Peter feels his death in infinity war. Or maybe he snaps instead of Tony in Endgame. Anything where he lives and deals with it.

Toodles,

dragon-fire-fire

I’m looking at my past posts and I’m so glad no one knows me