Haven't Tormented Someone In A While. I Should Fix That

what if the grounds werent haunting………..

I miss the time when every racing game wasn't just about getting to the finish line, but, also making sure that everyone else's car explodes

*Looks at the sky*

"Heyheyheeey, c'maaaahn I'm a silly little guy, I'm Just a silly little guy, noo, it's also my birthday, I'm a little birthday boyy"

can it stop snowing it's my birthday in nine days ;__;

Mil. Dollar Idea:

American McGee's Alice, but, with Wizard of Oz instead of Alice in Wonderland

*casts sticks to snakes on your fish sticks*

having a husband: epic

having a husband that "cooks" like a 1950s housewife with unlimited access to jello packets and also a face that makes you feel bad for turning down anything he offers you: not epic

"I'm so hungry I could eat a horse":

-Bland

-Overused

-Encourages violence against horsies :(

"I'm so hungry I could eat a cactus":

-Original

-Unexpected

-Shows the lenght you're willing to go in order to get some nutrition

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I'm going to be real with y'all, I'd not survive Madness:Project Nexus

my last game is actually overwatch haha… wbu?