"I'm So Hungry I Could Eat A Horse":

Hpapy 13/4/2022 everyone

Good Garfield be like: "I love mondays"

I am feeling very productive today after booting up a program that I have no idea how to use, opening settings, accidentally crashing it, and closing it after accomplishing nothing

This is what the average Yakuza substory is like

please just read the whole thing

mischievous border critter

I love how they disabled Freddy Krueger during the current Lights Out event.

Because as we all know; Freddy Krueger, the Dream Demon only attacks when you're at your most vulnerable - Broad Daylight

Calling yourself “Content Creator”: -Boring -Overused -Proposing that what you create is nothing more but mere “content” Calling yourself Artisté: -Fun to say -Stylish -Makes you sound like a foreign showperson about to do something Mindboggling, Exciting, Fascinating, Arousing even

That’s just how H.P. Lovecraft writes

The current ongoing humor of tumblr is to use monumental and highfalutin words to describe egregiously mundane things

And I think that's beautiful

There is basically no problem that yaoi can't fix

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