*casts Sticks To Snakes On Your Fish Sticks*

Good Garfield be like: "I love mondays"

I am feeling very productive today after booting up a program that I have no idea how to use, opening settings, accidentally crashing it, and closing it after accomplishing nothing

Turned it into a chart

every techno design exists in a spectrum between piggy, warrior, king and anime boy

Give the pop up on how to aim down sight after you miss too many shots

Give the pop up on how to walk in the middle of the final boss fight

I think game devs should use tutorial pop ups to mess with people Just give the pop up on how to jump after you fall into a pit

Alright, I'm back. Do any of you MORTALS want a smoothie?

Brb, gonna go develop a god complex to cope with the eternal disappointment

The real question is: Where did you get THIS many nepetas?

nepeta giveaway!!!!

one whole nepeta!!!!!

you are limited to 50 reblogs; you may have up to fifty nepetas!!!!

everyone wins

please be good to your nepeta!!!!!!

dont bother feeding your nepeta, nepetas will acquire food for themselves bc they are mostly independent but require atleast 3 hours of playtime a day and lots of affection

all nepetas come with cute faces and sw33t purrsonalities

enjoy your nepeta!!!!

MY DEBUT ALBUM IS OUT NOW!!!!!!!!!

FEATURING TRACKS FROM OVER 2 YEARS OF MUSIC MAKING!! Enjoy :)

Haven't tormented someone in a while. I should fix that

thats my cool wife thats my cool husband