That feeling when acgnolwedg when akgnoledjing
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Saying "I know where you live" to a roommate or a neighbor is one of the funniest things you can do imo
"I'm so hungry I could eat a horse":
-Bland
-Overused
-Encourages violence against horsies :(
"I'm so hungry I could eat a cactus":
-Original
-Unexpected
-Shows the lenght you're willing to go in order to get some nutrition
swag
can we get an uhhhh
transfem dove strider??
having a husband: epic
having a husband that "cooks" like a 1950s housewife with unlimited access to jello packets and also a face that makes you feel bad for turning down anything he offers you: not epic