Normalize Trench Coats, Fancy Hats And Round Sunglasses, I'm Tired Of Everybody Thinking That I'm A Supervillain

i love the vocal sonic tracks. i have too many of them memorized. i wanna know which one is your favorite. i obviously couldn't fit every one in the choices but i tried to get the most popular ones in + include older ones

Stuck in a time loop, but I don't even notice anything wrong for like a solid 3 months.

Wrote a fanfic about my OC, but the script is no longer there when I wake up? I guess I forgot to save it.

Have to do the same task at work as yesterday? I guess it was a bulk order.

Somebody keeps asking me the same questions every day? Everyone has their own go-to conversation starters.

Terrible fashion idea:

Flashlight chockers 

The real question is: Where did you get THIS many nepetas?

nepeta giveaway!!!!

one whole nepeta!!!!!

you are limited to 50 reblogs; you may have up to fifty nepetas!!!!

everyone wins

please be good to your nepeta!!!!!!

dont bother feeding your nepeta, nepetas will acquire food for themselves bc they are mostly independent but require atleast 3 hours of playtime a day and lots of affection

all nepetas come with cute faces and sw33t purrsonalities

enjoy your nepeta!!!!

I’m not (lie)

Glad to see people are excited to see me 

*casts sticks to snakes on your fish sticks*

Me playing evil genius 2: "If I don't have any walls I'm gonna have so much more space!"

TL, DR; turns out not having any walls won't help when things inevitably get set on fire and then spread to literally every room

The phrase "Fight fire with fire" could be about war crimes

Was eating cheese sticks and went (out loud) "I wonder if I have a sauce to go along with these"

Checked the fridge

The first bottle I pulled out was liquid chlorophyll

I feel so silly

chuby daniella…..