If “you Are What You Eat”, Then I Should Cannibalise Pretty People

If “you are what you eat”, then I should cannibalise pretty people

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2 years ago

This HAD to be reblogged

if we all work together we can make that italian bitch cry


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2 years ago

This is incomprehensible to me

the sprites of the four beta kids from homestuck in a circle. next to june is text reading "gender-apathetic nondysphoric transgirl. the extent of her transition is changing her name". above rose is text reading "cisgender transexual butchgender eldritch male lesbian. u understand. reblog". above jade is text reading "cis girl but in a fun cute nonbinary way. becoming part dog also made her a lil genderfucked". above dave is text reading "cis guy who crossdresses a lot (his girlsona is named lizz)"
the sprites of the four alpha kids from homestuck in a circle. above roxy is text reading "trans girl who can fit so much gender euphoria inside of her. finds out about neopronouns and loses purr mind". above jane is text reading "trans man with a certain touch of bi lesbian girlswag". above dirk is text reading "hes cis. i dont like him". next to jake is text reading "labels frighten her but one day shell be the nonbinary genderfluid lass of her dreams"
the sprites of six beta trolls from homestuck arranged haphazardly. below aradia is text reading "agender but still a girl for conveniences sake. girl bcs explaining the true intricacies of its gender is annoying. hollowgirl". below sollux is text reading "bigender bisexual but also heterosexual in a boy way and lesbian in a girl way". next to tavros is text reading "*points* thats a girl right there. too scared to use neopronouns yet but fae/faer brings her immeasurable joy". next to nepeta is text reading "the amount of genders and pronouns this thing has will shock & frighten you. the 1 constant, however, is Catgirl, with emphasis on the *t*girl". next to karkat is text reading "cisgender but if you called him that hed say GESUNDHEIT. ppl inexplicably assume hes trans on a frequent basis". next to kanaya is text reading "average trans woman whos gender would be quite normal if it wasnt for the Fangs and the Bloodlust"
the sprites of six beta trolls from homestuck arranged haphazardly. next to terezi is text reading "what the FUCK is a gender labels.
weirdgirl freakgirl girthing incarnate. schrodingers gender". next to eridan is text reading "the vriska gender envy is strong here. genderfluid transfem but in a sad goopy floppy way". next to gamzee is text reading "genderless in the way only clown could be". next to equius is text reading "either the worlds most cisgender trans guy or the worlds most transgender cis guy. dont ask him though bcs he doesnt know what those words mean". next to vriska is text reading "if being a girl is a competition shes losing by a long shot (but she thinks shes winning). ive never seen a girl more pitiously transgender & ragingly dysphoric in my entire life". above feferi is text reading "cis girl with she/they <3 ALLY <3 in her finstagram bio"
the sprites of six alpha trolls from homestuck arranged haphazardly. next to damara is text reading "hey. dont cry. 1 million trans girls on beforus okay?" next to meulin is text reading "living example of the fujoshi to gay trans man pipeline". next to porrim is text reading "a vampiregirl without transsexualism is like an angel without wings". next to rufioh is text reading "he could be a girl if you wanted him to." next to mituna is text reading "girl? boy? whatever dude *does a sick fucking kickflip and breaks my nose on the asphalt*". next to kankri is text reading "cis but knows depths of transmedicalist discourse that you couldnt even dream of. people keep mistaking him for a girl bcs of his twinkish demeanor and its deeply upsetting"
the sprites of six alpha trolls from homestuck arranged haphazardly. above cronus is text reading "what do you want from me? hes cis. hes cisgender. do you want me to say hes transmasc? is that what you want to hear? sick fucks". next to meenah is text reading "probably cis but its okay bcs i like her ^_^". under aranea is text reading "trans girl but in a way that makes vriska really fucking mad". under latula is text reading "girl? boy? whatever dude *totally nails the previously mentioned sick fucking kickflip but this time with a certain feminine flourish*". next to horuss is text reading "trans horsegirl with major faggot disease". next to kurloz is text reading "idfc hes a clown"
the sprites of the two cherubs from homestuck standing across from each other. next to calliope is text reading "the universes first ever anab (assigned nothing at birth) trans girl. nbtf. the distilled essence of aliengirl". next to caliborn is text reading "so horrifyingly revoltingly misogynistically cisgender that he somehow wraps around to being transmasc purely for comedic potential"

gender headcanons bcs im a loser


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2 years ago

hello there :^O could i request a little aradia ! please ^^

Hello There :^O Could I Request A Little Aradia ! Please ^^

awwwww awwwwwwwwwwwwwww


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I swear to god cursed items are real and the curses are mild inconveniences

Let's be honest; when a console game says "press any button" most people still press the start button


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This is what the average Yakuza substory is like

Please Just Read The Whole Thing
Please Just Read The Whole Thing
Please Just Read The Whole Thing
Please Just Read The Whole Thing
Please Just Read The Whole Thing
Please Just Read The Whole Thing
Please Just Read The Whole Thing
Please Just Read The Whole Thing
Please Just Read The Whole Thing
Please Just Read The Whole Thing

please just read the whole thing


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5 months ago
Moxie Doodles (and Treat
Moxie Doodles (and Treat
Moxie Doodles (and Treat

Moxie doodles (and treat

WHY DOES THIS KEEP SHOWING UP ON MY DASH IN WINTER!?!?!?

Autumn 🍂 Is Here !!
Autumn 🍂 Is Here !!
Autumn 🍂 Is Here !!
Autumn 🍂 Is Here !!
Autumn 🍂 Is Here !!

Autumn 🍂 is here !!


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doctor-rudy-g-numpad - Rudy's office of randomness
Rudy's office of randomness

Silly in a clinically insane kind of way

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