BOOB FACTS

Sorry I wasn’t paying attention I was pressing on my eyes for a color show extravaganza

this too shall pass

so what you're gonna do is you're gonna trim the top off a bulb of garlic, using the knife's edge to take off the tip of every individual clove, that's important. you're gonna place the garlic face-up in a square of tinfoil, drizzle with olive oil, wrap completely in foil, place in baking tray, repeat with a copious amount of garlic bulbs. you're gonna put that baking tray in an oven set to 375-400°F, for 30-50 minutes, until soft and browned. you're gonna toast some good bread, slather generously with butter and honey, maybe a tiny lil bit o' salt. and then. you're gonna SQUEEZE. OUT. THAT. ROASTED GARLIC. onto the butter honey toast. and you're gonna eat it. food stolen directly from the plate of the gods. that's what you're gonna do.

stretches my legs out so far with all toes spread out wide

affirmations

i am a cool bug

i am not gross

people who find me want to show me to their friends

i fill a valuable role in the ecosystem

macro lenses will not harm me

all the moons of 2024

has anyone done this yet idk?

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