Puppy Want A Treat?

What if when Michael got Distortioned he/they/it/(?) had just kept showing up to work? Imagine Gertrude comes into the archives and finds a bunch of paperwork filled out in yellow highlighter and folded into impossible shapes, and then Michael-Distortion just walks into the room door-style and sits down at his work computer so it can email Gertrude a phishing scam.

I was looking for a photo of some sparrows and found this gem

‘Get your ass back here’

Do you like biting ?

ya that’s why they’re putting me down tonight

i think chris fleming is important enby representation because they're just. so far away from what people read as nonbinary like. People expect nonbinary to look like an afab Woman Lite (TM) who spends too much time in LGBT space, but he's just a feral massachussets cryptid who is very intimate with straight culture and can spit 800 words a minute and have each one of them hit you like a truck

reposting from Pinterest

minos was such a pussy. if my wife gave birth to an epic minotaur baby i wouldn't have locked him in a labyrinth. i would have taken him to the mcdonalds play place (athens) every day and let him eat as many stray mcnuggets (athenians) off the floor as he wanted. i love you hungry son

the outfits people draw jonathan sims in (totally valid AND beautiful):

the outfits i always imagine him in:

i can only perceive him as a complete loser with no fashion sense who cannot combine colours. a mess of a man i absolutely adore

please reblog (or just int) if youre on therian / otherkin / alterhuman tumblr im so desperate for more mutuals. pspsps. reveal yourselves

Trail cam catching a deer fawn with the zoomies

Oh to be loved like this