Learning The Alphabet With Malevolent: Day 24

OMFG THIS IS ME TALKING TO BABIES

Learning The Alphabet With Malevolent: Day 12

A is for: AOUGHHHHHHHHH and Arthur, obviously

B is for: Bath :)/Bathtub:D

C is for: Cannibalism

D is for: Dreamlands

E is for: Entity

F is for: Fuck :)

G is for: Gold

H is for: Hole/Holes

I is for: I have your Fucking eyes

J is for: John

K is for: Kayne

L is not for:

Being into podcasts and having s*** voice recognition means

- not being able to differentiate between Jon and Elias who are played by two different people

- Not being able to differentiate between Sasha and not Sasha who are played by two different people

- Not being able to differentiate between Alice and Norris who are played by two different people

- And being able to distinguish Arther, John, Kellen, Eddie, Dr Jeffrey, Kayne, The trader, Faust, Wallace, The Butcher, Oscar, and MARIE??? from eachother DESPITE ALL OF THEM BEING PLAYED BY THE SAME PERSON

Learning The Alphabet With Malevolent: Day 9

A is for: AOUGHHHHHHHHH and Arthur, obviously

B is for: Bath :)/Bathtub:D

C is for: Cannibalism

D is for: Dreamlands

E is for: Entity

F is for: Fuck :)

G is for: Gold

H is for: Hole/Holes

Learning The Alphabet With Malevolent: Day 22

A is for: AOUGHHHHHHHHH and Arthur, obviously

B is for: Bath :)/Bathtub:D

C is for: Cannibalism

D is for: Dreamlands

E is for: Entity

F is for: Fuck :)

G is for: Gold

H is for: Hole/Holes

I is for: I have your Fucking eyes

J is for: John

K is for: Kayne

L is for: Live, laugh, and Lynch Larson/ Lighter

M is for: Move!

N is for: Noel

O is for: Oscar

P is for: Prison Pits

Q is for: Queerplatonic

R is for: Right, Arthur !

S is for: Shut Up!

T is for: This to shall pass

U is for: Undefeated

V is for:

Learning The Alphabet With Malevolent: Day 3

A is for: AOUGHHHHHHHHH and Arthur, obviously

B is for: Bath :)/Bathtub:D

C is for:

Learning The Alphabet With Malevolent: Day 10

A is for: AOUGHHHHHHHHH and Arthur, obviously

B is for: Bath :)/Bathtub:D

C is for: Cannibalism

D is for: Dreamlands

E is for: Entity

F is for: Fuck :)

G is for: Gold

H is for: Hole/Holes

I is for: I have your Fucking eyes

J is for:

Learning The Alphabet With Malevolent: Day 26 (Last day)

A is for: AOUGHHHHHHHHH and Arthur, obviously

B is for: Bath :)/Bathtub:D

C is for: Cannibalism

D is for: Dreamlands

E is for: Entity

F is for: Fuck :)

G is for: Gold

H is for: Hole/Holes

I is for: I have your Fucking eyes

J is for: John

K is for: Kayne

L is for: Live, laugh, and Lynch Larson/ Lighter

M is for: Move!

N is for: Noel

O is for: Oscar

P is for: Prison Pits

Q is for: Queerplatonic

R is for: Right, Arthur !

S is for: Shut Up!

T is for: This to shall pass

U is for: Undefeated

V is for: Vanguard

W is for: Whimpering

X is for: Xenophobia(I’m looking at you Lovecraft!)

Y is for: Yellow

Z is for:

Learning The Alphabet With Malevolent: Day 4

A is for: AOUGHHHHHHHHH and Arthur, obviously

B is for: Bath :)/Bathtub:D

C is for: Cannibalism

D is for:

I swear Harlan, you better let the wet napkin and the feral cat be happy, my heart can’t take another ambiguous/doomed ending after tma

Ppl keep calling arthur doomed by the narrative and idk that kind of feels like the opposite of what happens

They’re cosmically ensured victory. One of the running themes of the show is that dawn always comes and you can always move forward, even if its at a cost. They will drag themselves to survival, to victory, no matter how bloody, no matter how grim. The powers that be are too interested in them to see their story end. They make their own path yes, but they don’t have a choice but to make it - because if they fail, a literal god will be more than happy to make a deal to patch them up just enough to keep them moving.

John is kind of being doomed with the newer motif of ‘nothing gold can stay’ but that is a VERY recent addition