Being Into Podcasts And Having S*** Voice Recognition Means

I’m still on this earth

Malevolent shitpost.

Shout out to @arthur-lesters-right-arm for the audio

The Only Fanart I Shall Ever Make

I not sure what this is supposed to mean…

Malevolent ep 1 Re-listen

Can we just talk about the fact that in the first episode John sounds like a calm, some-what manipulative voice, but as the series goes on he sounds like he’s smoked 5 cigars in a row and is running on only adrenaline, black coffee, and Arthur’s stupidity

I swear Harlan, you better let the wet napkin and the feral cat be happy, my heart can’t take another ambiguous/doomed ending after tma

Ppl keep calling arthur doomed by the narrative and idk that kind of feels like the opposite of what happens

They’re cosmically ensured victory. One of the running themes of the show is that dawn always comes and you can always move forward, even if its at a cost. They will drag themselves to survival, to victory, no matter how bloody, no matter how grim. The powers that be are too interested in them to see their story end. They make their own path yes, but they don’t have a choice but to make it - because if they fail, a literal god will be more than happy to make a deal to patch them up just enough to keep them moving.

John is kind of being doomed with the newer motif of ‘nothing gold can stay’ but that is a VERY recent addition

>:’(

On a scale of bitter to sweet, how devastating can we expect the ending to be?

Bitter sweet

Arthur Lester coded

Chip the glasses and crack the plates! Blunt the knives and bend the forks! That’s what Bilbo Baggins hates — Smash the bottles and burn the corks! Cut the cloth and tread on the fat! Pour all the milk on the pantry floor! Leave the bones on the bedroom mat! Splash the wine on every door! Dump the crocks in a boiling bowl; Pound them up with a thumping pole; And when you’ve finished, if any are whole, Send them down the hall to roll! That’s what Bilbo Baggins hates! So, carefully! carefully with the plates! That’s what Bilbo Baggins hates! So, carefully! carefully with the plates!

Learning The Alphabet With Malevolent: Day 23

A is for: AOUGHHHHHHHHH and Arthur, obviously

B is for: Bath :)/Bathtub:D

C is for: Cannibalism

D is for: Dreamlands

E is for: Entity

F is for: Fuck :)

G is for: Gold

H is for: Hole/Holes

I is for: I have your Fucking eyes

J is for: John

K is for: Kayne

L is for: Live, laugh, and Lynch Larson/ Lighter

M is for: Move!

N is for: Noel

O is for: Oscar

P is for: Prison Pits

Q is for: Queerplatonic

R is for: Right, Arthur !

S is for: Shut Up!

T is for: This to shall pass

U is for: Undefeated

V is for: Vanguard

W is for:

Learning The Alphabet With Malevolent: Day 9

A is for: AOUGHHHHHHHHH and Arthur, obviously

B is for: Bath :)/Bathtub:D

C is for: Cannibalism

D is for: Dreamlands

E is for: Entity

F is for: Fuck :)

G is for: Gold

H is for: Hole/Holes

Learning The Alphabet With Malevolent: Day 3

A is for: AOUGHHHHHHHHH and Arthur, obviously

B is for: Bath :)/Bathtub:D

C is for: