I Swear Harlan, You Better Let The Wet Napkin And The Feral Cat Be Happy, My Heart Can’t Take Another

Harlan be like:

Learn The Alphabet With Malevolent : Day 1

A is for:

Don’t worry, his daughter is just going for a little swim :)

Hi new Malevolent listener here why has this podcast made me say on multiple occasions “Please tell me his wife took the kid”

Why is that the least traumatic possibility for this man

Due to this logic, I declare that Benevolent is now canon

Since there are multiverses in Malevolent I'm gonna assume the soup video is canon now

Learning The Alphabet With Malevolent: Day 6

A is for: AOUGHHHHHHHHH and Arthur, obviously

B is for: Bath :)/Bathtub:D

C is for: Cannibalism

D is for: Dreamlands

E is for: Entity

F is for

Chip the glasses and crack the plates! Blunt the knives and bend the forks! That’s what Bilbo Baggins hates — Smash the bottles and burn the corks! Cut the cloth and tread on the fat! Pour all the milk on the pantry floor! Leave the bones on the bedroom mat! Splash the wine on every door! Dump the crocks in a boiling bowl; Pound them up with a thumping pole; And when you’ve finished, if any are whole, Send them down the hall to roll! That’s what Bilbo Baggins hates! So, carefully! carefully with the plates! That’s what Bilbo Baggins hates! So, carefully! carefully with the plates!

Arthur: WHAT A FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

John: I don't know...

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MY OTP!! (guy x eldritch horror who stole his eyes)

>:’(

On a scale of bitter to sweet, how devastating can we expect the ending to be?

Bitter sweet