I’m Crying And Cackling At The Same Time, Thanks :)

:,(

"Oh, Faroe."

I swear Harlan, you better let the wet napkin and the feral cat be happy, my heart can’t take another ambiguous/doomed ending after tma

Ppl keep calling arthur doomed by the narrative and idk that kind of feels like the opposite of what happens

They’re cosmically ensured victory. One of the running themes of the show is that dawn always comes and you can always move forward, even if its at a cost. They will drag themselves to survival, to victory, no matter how bloody, no matter how grim. The powers that be are too interested in them to see their story end. They make their own path yes, but they don’t have a choice but to make it - because if they fail, a literal god will be more than happy to make a deal to patch them up just enough to keep them moving.

John is kind of being doomed with the newer motif of ‘nothing gold can stay’ but that is a VERY recent addition

Learning The Alphabet With Malevolent: Day 6

A is for: AOUGHHHHHHHHH and Arthur, obviously

B is for: Bath :)/Bathtub:D

C is for: Cannibalism

D is for: Dreamlands

E is for: Entity

F is for

Arthur: WHAT A FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

John: I don't know...

Learning The Alphabet With Malevolent: Day 11

A is for: AOUGHHHHHHHHH and Arthur, obviously

B is for: Bath :)/Bathtub:D

C is for: Cannibalism

D is for: Dreamlands

E is for: Entity

F is for: Fuck :)

G is for: Gold

H is for: Hole/Holes

I is for: I have your Fucking eyes

J is for: John

K is for:

Harlan be like:

Don’t worry, his daughter is just going for a little swim :)

Hi new Malevolent listener here why has this podcast made me say on multiple occasions “Please tell me his wife took the kid”

Why is that the least traumatic possibility for this man

I support this statement

The existence of a Malevolent-verse means there are universes where Arthur is from different time periods, so…

DRAW 80s ARTHUR I WANNA SEE HIM HOLDING UP HIS HAND TO THE ELDRITCH HORRORS AND MAKING ARCADE GAME REFERENCES WHEN HE’S BEING CHASED IT WOULD BE HILARIOUS.

Learning The Alphabet With Malevolent: Day 26 (Last day)

A is for: AOUGHHHHHHHHH and Arthur, obviously

B is for: Bath :)/Bathtub:D

C is for: Cannibalism

D is for: Dreamlands

E is for: Entity

F is for: Fuck :)

G is for: Gold

H is for: Hole/Holes

I is for: I have your Fucking eyes

J is for: John

K is for: Kayne

L is for: Live, laugh, and Lynch Larson/ Lighter

M is for: Move!

N is for: Noel

O is for: Oscar

P is for: Prison Pits

Q is for: Queerplatonic

R is for: Right, Arthur !

S is for: Shut Up!

T is for: This to shall pass

U is for: Undefeated

V is for: Vanguard

W is for: Whimpering

X is for: Xenophobia(I’m looking at you Lovecraft!)

Y is for: Yellow

Z is for: Zero days since divorce

[Now, in true Kayne fashion I shall destroy the evidence by sending it to “Spain”]

[Blow it up, Gerald]

Hey look I drew John, isn't he beautiful?