Harlan Be Like:

I swear Harlan, you better let the wet napkin and the feral cat be happy, my heart can’t take another ambiguous/doomed ending after tma

Ppl keep calling arthur doomed by the narrative and idk that kind of feels like the opposite of what happens

They’re cosmically ensured victory. One of the running themes of the show is that dawn always comes and you can always move forward, even if its at a cost. They will drag themselves to survival, to victory, no matter how bloody, no matter how grim. The powers that be are too interested in them to see their story end. They make their own path yes, but they don’t have a choice but to make it - because if they fail, a literal god will be more than happy to make a deal to patch them up just enough to keep them moving.

John is kind of being doomed with the newer motif of ‘nothing gold can stay’ but that is a VERY recent addition

I don't know how to convey how it was to be in the battle for the double flip on that voting week that had three choices. Three.

The wiki has a record of the battle. And I have a humble doodle of how it felt for my mom, who sends all her love with her brutal narrative-aware advice.

By my calculations, I should be able to get a bingo within two episodes :’)

Oh I forgor. Look

Due to this logic, I declare that Benevolent is now canon

Since there are multiverses in Malevolent I'm gonna assume the soup video is canon now

Learning The Alphabet With Malevolent: Day 23

A is for: AOUGHHHHHHHHH and Arthur, obviously

B is for: Bath :)/Bathtub:D

C is for: Cannibalism

D is for: Dreamlands

E is for: Entity

F is for: Fuck :)

G is for: Gold

H is for: Hole/Holes

I is for: I have your Fucking eyes

J is for: John

K is for: Kayne

L is for: Live, laugh, and Lynch Larson/ Lighter

M is for: Move!

N is for: Noel

O is for: Oscar

P is for: Prison Pits

Q is for: Queerplatonic

R is for: Right, Arthur !

S is for: Shut Up!

T is for: This to shall pass

U is for: Undefeated

V is for: Vanguard

W is for:

Learning The Alphabet With Malevolent: Day 15

A is for: AOUGHHHHHHHHH and Arthur, obviously

B is for: Bath :)/Bathtub:D

C is for: Cannibalism

D is for: Dreamlands

E is for: Entity

F is for: Fuck :)

G is for: Gold

H is for: Hole/Holes

I is for: I have your Fucking eyes

J is for: John

K is for: Kayne

L is for: Live, laugh, and Lynch Larson/ Lighter

M is for: Move!

N is for: Noel

O is for:

Learning The Alphabet With Malevolent: Day 26 (Last day)

A is for: AOUGHHHHHHHHH and Arthur, obviously

B is for: Bath :)/Bathtub:D

C is for: Cannibalism

D is for: Dreamlands

E is for: Entity

F is for: Fuck :)

G is for: Gold

H is for: Hole/Holes

I is for: I have your Fucking eyes

J is for: John

K is for: Kayne

L is for: Live, laugh, and Lynch Larson/ Lighter

M is for: Move!

N is for: Noel

O is for: Oscar

P is for: Prison Pits

Q is for: Queerplatonic

R is for: Right, Arthur !

S is for: Shut Up!

T is for: This to shall pass

U is for: Undefeated

V is for: Vanguard

W is for: Whimpering

X is for: Xenophobia(I’m looking at you Lovecraft!)

Y is for: Yellow

Z is for:

I’m crying and cackling at the same time, thanks :)

Learning The Alphabet With Malevolent: Day 18

A is for: AOUGHHHHHHHHH and Arthur, obviously

B is for: Bath :)/Bathtub:D

C is for: Cannibalism

D is for: Dreamlands

E is for: Entity

F is for: Fuck :)

G is for: Gold

H is for: Hole/Holes

I is for: I have your Fucking eyes

J is for: John

K is for: Kayne

L is for: Live, laugh, and Lynch Larson/ Lighter

M is for: Move!

N is for: Noel

O is for: Oscar

P is for: Prison Pits

Q is for: Queerplatonic

R is for:

Malevolent ep 1 Re-listen

Can we just talk about the fact that in the first episode John sounds like a calm, some-what manipulative voice, but as the series goes on he sounds like he’s smoked 5 cigars in a row and is running on only adrenaline, black coffee, and Arthur’s stupidity

Learning The Alphabet With Malevolent: Day 11

A is for: AOUGHHHHHHHHH and Arthur, obviously

B is for: Bath :)/Bathtub:D

C is for: Cannibalism

D is for: Dreamlands

E is for: Entity

F is for: Fuck :)

G is for: Gold

H is for: Hole/Holes

I is for: I have your Fucking eyes

J is for: John

K is for: