Chip The Glasses And Crack The Plates! Blunt The Knives And Bend The Forks! That’s What Bilbo Baggins
Chip the glasses and crack the plates! Blunt the knives and bend the forks! That’s what Bilbo Baggins hates — Smash the bottles and burn the corks! Cut the cloth and tread on the fat! Pour all the milk on the pantry floor! Leave the bones on the bedroom mat! Splash the wine on every door! Dump the crocks in a boiling bowl; Pound them up with a thumping pole; And when you’ve finished, if any are whole, Send them down the hall to roll! That’s what Bilbo Baggins hates! So, carefully! carefully with the plates! That’s what Bilbo Baggins hates! So, carefully! carefully with the plates!
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Learning The Alphabet With Malevolent: Day 18
A is for: AOUGHHHHHHHHH and Arthur, obviously
B is for: Bath :)/Bathtub:D
C is for: Cannibalism
D is for: Dreamlands
E is for: Entity
F is for: Fuck :)
G is for: Gold
H is for: Hole/Holes
I is for: I have your Fucking eyes
J is for: John
K is for: Kayne
L is for: Live, laugh, and Lynch Larson/ Lighter
M is for: Move!
N is for: Noel
O is for: Oscar
P is for: Prison Pits
Q is for: Queerplatonic
R is for:
Learning The Alphabet With Malevolent: Day 22
A is for: AOUGHHHHHHHHH and Arthur, obviously
B is for: Bath :)/Bathtub:D
C is for: Cannibalism
D is for: Dreamlands
E is for: Entity
F is for: Fuck :)
G is for: Gold
H is for: Hole/Holes
I is for: I have your Fucking eyes
J is for: John
K is for: Kayne
L is for: Live, laugh, and Lynch Larson/ Lighter
M is for: Move!
N is for: Noel
O is for: Oscar
P is for: Prison Pits
Q is for: Queerplatonic
R is for: Right, Arthur !
S is for: Shut Up!
T is for: This to shall pass
U is for: Undefeated
V is for:
Learning The Alphabet With Malevolent: Day 9
A is for: AOUGHHHHHHHHH and Arthur, obviously
B is for: Bath :)/Bathtub:D
C is for: Cannibalism
D is for: Dreamlands
E is for: Entity
F is for: Fuck :)
G is for: Gold
H is for: Hole/Holes
I is for:
Learning The Alphabet With Malevolent: Day 26 (Last day)
A is for: AOUGHHHHHHHHH and Arthur, obviously
B is for: Bath :)/Bathtub:D
C is for: Cannibalism
D is for: Dreamlands
E is for: Entity
F is for: Fuck :)
G is for: Gold
H is for: Hole/Holes
I is for: I have your Fucking eyes
J is for: John
K is for: Kayne
L is for: Live, laugh, and Lynch Larson/ Lighter
M is for: Move!
N is for: Noel
O is for: Oscar
P is for: Prison Pits
Q is for: Queerplatonic
R is for: Right, Arthur !
S is for: Shut Up!
T is for: This to shall pass
U is for: Undefeated
V is for: Vanguard
W is for: Whimpering
X is for: Xenophobia(I’m looking at you Lovecraft!)
Y is for: Yellow
Z is for: Zero days since divorce
[Now, in true Kayne fashion I shall destroy the evidence by sending it to “Spain”]
[Blow it up, Gerald]
Harlan be like:
YAS, my two favorite fandoms combined
You know what? Fuck you *Lackadaisys your Malevolent*
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