This Dude. Like Yeah, I Remember My Shit Most Of The Time, But I Still Forget. But You Want An Extension

Okay and how is he planning on policing what is essentially nicknames???? Bitch I just won’t respond. You can’t make me. Call me by my preferred name or it’s not mine.

People be mad over the most inconsequential shit. Go fix the global warming crisis or the homelessness you useless wet paper towel of a human.

Oh wait, sorry, I apologize. That’s insulting to weak wet paper towels. At least those can be recycled.

They unfortunately just are favorable tools of the wealthy and powerful. And therefore are amplified to sound above our collective voices

!!! BABEY !!!

That relatable moment when you eat sugar and then your medication for ADHD may or may not be causing you heart palpitations but you can’t tell cause it could just be the ✨sugar✨

Me rn.

“Don’t much know how those finicky rarepairs will do if they’re lonesome oneshots. You just gotta remember to graft them with a long-fic root system. I usually recommend some hurt/comfort to inoculate it too. A little angst is good fertilizer, but if you’re short a pinch, whump I find works just as well. Good ta’hear from ya though. I’ll be sowing some of my classics- the staple crops the fandom market I sell at is sure to like. But I’ve been considering the fantasy and supernatural AU varieties for flavor. We’ll see.”

One of those fandom things that I love is when there’s new characters around and, with the unwavering confidence of an old farmer appraising cattle, fanfic authors take one good look at them, tilt their imaginary hat, and go “Aye. Praise kink, that one. Mighty case of praise kink if I ever saw one.” And everyone else just “aye.”

Bro…. Just… fucken… let people draw what they want. And draw it well.

The only thing I don’t see on this list is a fucking still-life of fruit. Don’t draw anything, actually, that you find beautiful and wish to commit to memory. Find something that hasn’t (??? Everything is iterations on other things and therefore that point is effectively moot???) been drawn before and draw, I guess.

Let me just fucken reinvent the wheel or somethin idfk

have i ever shown you guys my professor’s DNI list

I need a fucking nettypot Jesus Christ THE COLD IS OVER WHY AM I STILL CONGESTED, WHAT THE FUCK.

Can I SLEEP PLEASE?! CAN I PLEASE GET A SLEEP?!

NOTE: *WITHOUT SUFFOCATING*

Now I know you did not just call that “magenta” fucking MAROON.

Clearly, someone hasn’t heard of the MYCK color wheel!

Magenta has blue content which is why it ends up not looking like a brownish glistening turd, maroon DOES NOT HAVE BLUE CONTENT AS IT IS A TRUE RED!

colors

Cackling over the fact that they’re fucking fighting over a species of horsetails, this is literally every botanist ever lmfao

i love it when botanists fight in the annotations

guy in 1939, taking his time to line up his typewriter to painstakingly write the family name: its equisetum hyemale!

guy in 1948 scribbling on a slip of paper: no dumbass its equisetum prealtium

guy in 2020 on a sticky note: hey fuckass! its equisetum hyemale, are you smoking crack? are you on fucking crack? update annotation.

Snorting, cackling, and consoling my itty bitty inner child at this.