Snorting, Cackling, And Consoling My Itty Bitty Inner Child At This.

Yknow this is why I got embarrassed when I played with the doors open. Sorry, I know you’d look at me weird if you saw a little girl about to hang a traitorous stuffed dog for his many war crimes with a string of cheap marti gras beads in front of the doorway with an audience, authority figures, last words rites, and all. I’ve built a society with birth, death, tragedy, relief, societial expectations, rituals, and traditions.

You wouldn’t be able to keep up. To you it’d just look weird. To me, it is the most invigorating story and I’m having a fucking blast.

Then of course they came back from the dead and have a revenge arc, because they were a wrongful convict.

Suck it, loser. I’m having fun.

(There was also this one time I made literal armor for my stuffed elephant out of ball bearings and magnets because I was obsessed with them as a kid. I was gonna make them go to war. Then the magnets collapsed in on eachother and were nearly impossible to remove because of the shear number of magnets I used. I could barely lift it to get my parents to help me. )

i love in fantasy when its like “king galamir the mighty golden eagle and his most trusted advisor who would never betray him, gruelworm bloodeye the treacherous”

Please buy us. Please please please I beg-

JOKES ON YOU IVE ALreaDY DONE THAT

I PLAY STARDEW WHENEVER IM DEPRESSED FIGURE IT OUT FROM THERE

Oh the conflict of wanting to draw dragon phoenix wright but wanting to write my fanfic or finish a chapter or start the multitudes of others living in my brain rent free.

I have too many choices.

how dare you make me laugh like this when my throat is swollen to like 3x its normal size I’ve started a coughing fit now thanks

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Alright ladies and gents, chapter 8 will be here when I wake up and post it tomorrow. It’s a long one. 💜

No. It’s not supposed to anyways.

You’re also supposed to be able to see the leaves on trees from afar, not just blobs. That discovery is courtesy of a six year old me getting her first pair of glasses and confusing the shit out of her mother on the drive home.

Get your eyes checked love 💜

(I mean that with the most tender of love, I have severe astigmatism in both eyes. You do, in fact, need glasses my dear.)

@dolotonglo *ringing the dinner bell once again*

Pride and Prejudice AU.

Just an excuse to draw them in regency era outfits tbh.

STOP I WHEEZED SO HARD I HEARD MY PELVIS POP THIS ISNT FAIR I HAVE THE BODY OF AN EIGHTY YEAR OLD

Remember guys!!! September is ovarian cancer awareness month!

WEAR SOME TEAL TO REPRESENT!