Can I Get Some Pronouns Based On Fruits? Flowers Work Too If You Can’t Think Of Any^^

cherry pronouns 🍒

Pinkaesic!

a xenogender related to the color pink in various aesthetics, to aesthetics that promptly/commonly feature the color pink, and/or to the aesthetic of the color pink in general

so today i made myself eggs for the first time, im 13 so heres some quotes

“one egg can’t burn down a house, two’s a little dicey”- me, 2022

i came here for some water, but now im gonna need a fucking cigarette because this’ll be stressful”- my uncle, 2022

“em, you are SO close to being grounded”- mom, 2022

stay tuned for more on, ‘emmerzone can’t fucking cook but xe’re trying’

I read bass like the fish name

catch a man a fish and he’ll eat for a day, teach a man to play bass and he’ll get laid forever or whatever it is

fun fact about me is that when i was a kid id write capital E’s with as many of those little horizontal lines as possible and id call them ladder E’s and adults fucking hated them

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No no, the salmon fucked him. Sally was the top. Now go correct the history books.

do the antis that think the dream smp doesn’t have characters/roleplay and are just the actual people being themselves think that about other minecraft rps too. do they think jimmy solidarity and ldshadowlady are actual siblings. do they think shubble can’t swim. do they think iskall is non-binary. do they think grian and taurtis fuck weekly. do they think captainsparklez is a stripper

reblog if you stan lexi from emkay

What if I died? What if I started frothing at the mouth and crumpled to the ground??

callum vs parisa sparring: tragic, ironic, poetic cinema, shot in 4k with a gothic rainy london background, ramin djawadi soundtrack, slow motion scenes, riveting and terrible and inevitable, corrupt academic magicians fighting mind battles and wielding mutual trauma, wins 4 emmys and a tony, many tears were shed

callum vs tristan face-off: bitch on bitch violence, brutal but sam levinson directs it, depeche mode plays in the background, tristan is doing parkour, callum is drunk, there's an extended scene where they're just pointing at each other's faces, libby chained to a wall says "you're not even hitting each other you're just slut-dropping", nico has his phone out but he's not calling 911 he's just streaming it on twitch