So Today I Made Myself Eggs For The First Time, Im 13 So Heres Some Quotes

so today i made myself eggs for the first time, im 13 so heres some quotes

“one egg can’t burn down a house, two’s a little dicey”- me, 2022

i came here for some water, but now im gonna need a fucking cigarette because this’ll be stressful”- my uncle, 2022

“em, you are SO close to being grounded”- mom, 2022

stay tuned for more on, ‘emmerzone can’t fucking cook but xe’re trying’

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2 years ago

I read bass like the fish name

catch a man a fish and he’ll eat for a day, teach a man to play bass and he’ll get laid forever or whatever it is


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2 years ago
Pink Gender Is A Xenogender Associated With The Color Pink,glitter Hearts And Things Along Those Lines

Pink gender is a xenogender associated with the color pink,glitter hearts and things along those lines

Coined by @_rat_in_the_walls on TikTok

3 months ago

it's hilarious to me that all the characters in ta6 thinks that Callum, the empath, is utterly incapable of actually understanding emotions and especially love, but then he's also the character who says things like "Tristan, I love you. I need you. I crave you." and "it was always meant to end with one of us" and "You don't have to choose me. Just know that it won't stop me from choosing you." and "See me for what I really am. You're the only one who ever has." and after Tristan asks him "Who am I supposed to be now?" replies "Whoever it is, I won't turn away."

that man doesn't know what it's like to be loved but he sure knows how to love with his whole being

2 years ago
Roseapalleta: A Gender Related To Pink Paint Chips

Roseapalleta: A gender related to pink paint chips

Colors are just… pink

no suggested pronouns

3 months ago

Tristan trying his literal hardest to be proud of Callum:

Tristan Trying His Literal Hardest To Be Proud Of Callum:
2 years ago
Cherrysyrup Gender:
Cherrysyrup Gender:

Cherrysyrup gender:

This gender relates to being or feeling like cherry syrup. This gender is very sweet, leaving your mouth watering for more after each indulgence. This gender can also feel thick and sticky.

Pronouns up to you!

Flag color meanings:

Dark red stripes on the bottom and top- resembles cherrys

Pink stripes under/over the bottom and top stripes- resembles the sugars and other ingredients that go into making cherry syrup (other than the cherrys)

Purplish stripe in the middle- resembles the cherry syrup itself

Flag and term coined by (swagassbitch)

(Created this because i couldn't find anything else with the same meaning, please let me know if it already exist)

3 months ago

The thought of Callum Nova suffering everytime he uses his powers, and knowing that he keeps it to himself because he doesn't think anyone will care or that he doesn't deserve to be cared for breaks my heart...of course, being the whump writer that I am, I have a bajillion hurt/comfort Novacaine fic ideas, but am terrified of writing them because there is no way I can ever emulate Olivie Blake's beautiful, uber-deep, thought-provoking prose. It's devastating.

3 months ago
Callum Nova

callum nova

“We all have our own curses. Our own blessings. We are the gods of our own universes, aren’t we? Destructive ones.”

2 years ago

fun fact about me is that when i was a kid id write capital E’s with as many of those little horizontal lines as possible and id call them ladder E’s and adults fucking hated them

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