Reblog If You Stan Lexi From Emkay

Now *this* is what I call comedy

i need you all on tumblr to know that tumblr’s official twitter acc is currently hosting this space where the host is muted and a bunch of twitter peeps are discussing why the fuck tumblr has the gall

so today i made myself eggs for the first time, im 13 so heres some quotes

“one egg can’t burn down a house, two’s a little dicey”- me, 2022

i came here for some water, but now im gonna need a fucking cigarette because this’ll be stressful”- my uncle, 2022

“em, you are SO close to being grounded”- mom, 2022

stay tuned for more on, ‘emmerzone can’t fucking cook but xe’re trying’

novacaine coded

♡ ∿ 𓏧 :3SCENESTARIC!

requested by: anon

a gender relating to cats, the :3 face, scenecore, being cringe and stars!

blank plus other variations below…

KAZUHA KAEDEHARA USERS ? ! >_#

fairykaedehara ⋆ 404kazuha

adrnmynight ⋆ gifkzhu

kazuha__a ⋆ playkazuha

samuraikazuha ⋆ magiciankazuha

kkeroppikazu ⋆ faekazuha

…check pinned to know how to request!

I can't believe that I have to show my friend how this site works. Like, I thought u just popped out the woumb like,

"The onceler is hawt"

Synthcorian: A gender related to Moondropcore, Synthcore, Synthwave, Vaporwave, Retrowave, Arcadewave, Mallwave, cool colors, the colors purple, indigo, blue, cyan, and light pink, blue, purple, and indigo.

The colors are ones related to the aesthetics and versions of the colors mentioned in this gender

No suggested pronouns atm (might change in a bit)

This is... pretty clearly self indulgent, I figured I've earned it- also there are enough genders related to these things on their own or in other compilations and the Moondropcoric post got enough engagement I figured it would be good to post

It seems like there’s more positivity on Tumblr than other platforms (*cough*Twitter*cough*). Like, you can say “I love you, bestie.” without anyone calling you corny or childish.

Y'know what? Reblog this to let your besties know you love them.

What if I died? What if I started frothing at the mouth and crumpled to the ground??