Now *this* Is What I Call Comedy

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Callum Nova as Kermit pics cause I’m slowly loosing my mind

Idk why ppl with siblings are so confuddled by the existence of only children. Like yes i did play monopoly with the mirror, a toy cat my mother is convinced is possessed, a rubber band and myself. I also gave each of them voices while i listened to the nyan cat song. Wdym you actually spoke to other children

novacaine coded

so today i made myself eggs for the first time, im 13 so heres some quotes

“one egg can’t burn down a house, two’s a little dicey”- me, 2022

i came here for some water, but now im gonna need a fucking cigarette because this’ll be stressful”- my uncle, 2022

“em, you are SO close to being grounded”- mom, 2022

stay tuned for more on, ‘emmerzone can’t fucking cook but xe’re trying’

Exciting news out of Madison Wisconsin…

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Tristan trying his literal hardest to be proud of Callum:

WHERES’ THE CLPI?????? I NEEED ITTT

wilbur literally covered the entirety of alexander hamilton with a new zealand accent. he is the definition of scrunkly.