Idk Why Ppl With Siblings Are So Confuddled By The Existence Of Only Children. Like Yes I Did Play Monopoly

JAIL 😭🖐️

sory

Now *this* is what I call comedy

i need you all on tumblr to know that tumblr’s official twitter acc is currently hosting this space where the host is muted and a bunch of twitter peeps are discussing why the fuck tumblr has the gall

Pink gender is a xenogender associated with the color pink,glitter hearts and things along those lines

Coined by @_rat_in_the_walls on TikTok

Tristan trying his literal hardest to be proud of Callum:

Cherry pronouns!

Set: Cher/cherry/chers/cherries/cherryself

Use: "I went on a walk in the park with cherry today. We stopped by the pond, and cher fed the ducks and geese. It was a nice time!"

cherrybuttonic and lemonbuttonic!

CHERRYBUTTONIC: a gendie related to cherry button down shirts!

first flag : cherrybuttonic in a cutesy, bright, happy way!

second flag : cherrybuttonic in a more heavy, serious, dark way!

LEMONBUTTONIC: a gendie related to lemon button down shirts!

first flag : lemonbuttonic in a sweet, bright, peppy way!

second flag : lemonbuttonic in a saturated, dense, heavy way!

REQUESTED BY: anon!

novacaine coded

Oh, and mpreg is cannon. How'd you think fundy came into existence?

do the antis that think the dream smp doesn’t have characters/roleplay and are just the actual people being themselves think that about other minecraft rps too. do they think jimmy solidarity and ldshadowlady are actual siblings. do they think shubble can’t swim. do they think iskall is non-binary. do they think grian and taurtis fuck weekly. do they think captainsparklez is a stripper

Not me sleepless at night over Novacaine's fight scene in The Atlas Paradox where Tristan tries to tell Callum they had a thing that is now broken through noone's fault but their own and Callum feels rage for the first time that is all his own and not secondhand, and all zen-like he channels Dale Carnegie and goes 'I hope you and L*bby Rh*des are happy together', and Tristan just flails.

sharing this bc this is hilarious