Aw Awesome (:

sorry I say weird shit sometimes I’m just so excited to be alive

i’m going to burst into tears. such a hauntingly stupid and wonderful phrase to immortalize somewhere. LOOK AT PIttbert!

Ough.... I think i ate my magic moss.

I don’t WANT a career. I want to cuddle and sleep and eat and read and create and love and be loved.

Today I found a plastic ball like from a ball pit and was playing with it and Chloe (my boss for the job I don't have) took it away and yelled at me to never ever touch it again. I thought that was mean of her. She did say I can drink one of her potions though so that makes up for it I think

“it’s not that deep” of course it’s not. with a shallow mind like yours, nothing ever is

I love you whoever put out the free pizza.

This is so sad they won't let it outside and it can't forget what it saw 💔

want more juice but i drinked it all. this is, i cannot stress this enough, utterly fucked