Liked An Ig Reel On My Main Acc Abt Dryhumping Who’s Proud Of Me,,, I Hope My Irls See It Thats Peak

me when i agree to go to a concert of an artist i stopped listening to a year ago so now i have to relearn all of their music within 5 months UGHHHH SO MUCH WORK

me when 😁😁 mother’s day is tmrw 😁😁 but thinking abt my mom makes me nauseous 😁😁😁 and talking to her makes me super scared 😁😁 so i am full of dread 😁😁

got bit by a brown recluse. not once, not twice, THREE TIMES. dude must’ve got stuck in my pant leg a few days ago and i’ve finally realized what the bites are from. ughhshshhhs i’m COOKED

MAY!!! ITS MAY!!! LIFE IS SO WORTH LIVING!!! guys may-august are THE BEST months oh my god i love spring and summer and everything that comes with it holy shitttt

“he/him lesbians are bad!! nonbinary lesbians are bad!!! only TRUE WOMEN can be lesbians!!” who do you think made the flag lol. take a wild guess. news flash!!! they’re a nonbinary lesbian. you’re allowed to be a lesbian as long as you AREN’T A MAN and pronouns ≠ gender btw i could call myself he and still b a fucking lesbo. suck my dyke dick

i hate men why did this obnoxious ass no sense of personal space idiot motherfucker decide to sit next to me on the bus. stop touching me i hate you and want you dead. this is a ONE person seat holy shit get run over

listening to fun upbeat music right when i wake up instead of listening to sad stuff is SUCH a mood boost like i’m so glad i started doing this

saw this fuckass sign and was fully ready to believe it said “stop the sigma” until my dumbass reread it

ppl need to be weirder i think. like there’s a lack of weirdness irl and it should stop,, everybody is a carbon copy pls guys individuality is sososo fun give it a try i beg

SPRING BREAK ENDS TOMORROW NOOO DONT SEND ME BACK PLEASE 💔💔 this is so mean :( 38 more days of junior year…gulp