Ppl Need To Be Weirder I Think. Like There’s A Lack Of Weirdness Irl And It Should Stop,, Everybody

a bitches period will be a couple days late and they start thinking they’re the next virgin mary (i’m bitches. i am frightened)

BE MY BBM BABY!! MIDDLE OF THE NIGHTTT WAKIN UP TO WRITEEE!!! BE MY BBM BABYYY!!!

whoever buys me a new iphone 13 mini battery gets head!!!! please!!!

bc why is it a hot 7:40am and i’m already at 77%. i took it off the charger at 100% AT LIKE 6:30?!???? this can’t be right….

perverted and horny but in a angelic lesbian way

NEW SMALL WHIMSY MOMENT UNLOCKEDDD,, when i walk home i pass by this house that has a tree w flowers and also bushes w flowers and they smell magical it’s like walking into a bath and body works except you’re passing by ur distant neighbors house

omg i love your blog we should be best friends

yesss ofc!!! ur blog is actually so perfect too omg i’ve never seen more relatable stuff in one place

dissected a chicken wing in my anatomy class and got to be the designated knife wielder🔥 my friends understood what i was meant for

me when 😁😁 mother’s day is tmrw 😁😁 but thinking abt my mom makes me nauseous 😁😁😁 and talking to her makes me super scared 😁😁 so i am full of dread 😁😁

hi those tts to zombie girl by addriane lenker r making me cry cuz it’s late and im emotional so here’s a ramble

it’s dogs and grandparents and babies. i’m not fond of kids they annoy me but what the fuck dude this is so sad. there was one where it was a pic of a toddler on a slide and the next pic the slide was empty. i’m sobbing??? life is so fleeting and tomorrow is never promised and that’s so scary. like that was someone’s kid and he’s just gone?? you wake up one day and your parents go to sleep that night knowing you aren’t breathing that’s. what. like that’s so unfair that’s a baby. which ofc this made me think of suicide bc. life isn’t promised but if you can live one more day please for the love of god do it. for all the people who can’t and didn’t have a choice in it, like yes life sucks but i don’t wanna see a sob inducing tt slideshow with your pictures in it. that’s so AUGGHS death makes me so angry or like idk it’s so unfair to everyone involved