UHM JAMAL DID NOT LIE! THEY DO TREAT HIM LIKE HE’S NOT APART OF THE GROUP AND BLAME HIM FOR ALL OF

what the fuck is happening malec are on the train and suddenly people in front of them start pole dancing and drumming and performing the “butt song” i’m screaming how is this a real book

Every computer needs a “cleaning keyboard” mode where the keys would be inactive while you wipe them down

when i erase a word with a pencil where does it go

If the Moon were replaced with some of our planets (at night)

Image credit: yeti dynamics

im alive but only ironically

don’t fuck with someone’s feelings because you’re unsure about yours

(via 3amsouls)

I'm mentally as stable as the hyenas from the lion king

me, in tears: please, please just stop making typos, it's not that hard i promise

my fingers: fcukc yoy

As a man of science …

It’s witches