I'm Mentally As Stable As The Hyenas From The Lion King

“Don’t catch me or my son ever again.”

Me: i love reading because it’s so relaxing

Me: *swears constantly*

Me: *curses author’s name*

Me: *cries 263721 times*

Me: *thows book against the floor*

Me: so :) relaxing :) :) :))))))

I just want there to come a time when the tables turn and Izzy says to Alec “You have glitter on your shirt”

every episode of htgawm be like

first 40 minutes: everything is calm only lowkey drama

last 5 minutes: 6 dead bodies 17 new suspects 4 people missing everyone in danger

thoughts throughout this episode

clary: i must get my memories back!

simon: whAt thEe acTuAL FuCk cAmilLe

izzy: alec u need to get laid jfc

jace: gotta help clary!

magnus: ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) @ alec

alec: IM??,,!NOT??!!,,,gAY???

I will never forget the week of torture before the Malec episode came out 

Matthew Daddario vs life

Me:*does badly on something im supposed to be good at*

Me: Well i guess this is the end, im not good at anything anymore, i need to rethink my whole life and also die