Im Alive But Only Ironically

Do you have a "signature move" in the bedroom?

Yeah it’s called sleep

Marvel: “Captain America is a HYDRA agent and has been all along

Me:

alec lightwood recent google searches:

flirting

how to tell when someone is flirting

warlock flirting or casting spell to hypnotize me

meaning when someone “wants to see you” but for no reason

how to tell if i like someone

how to tell if i like someone not jace

what to say when flirting starts

correct eyeshadow to buy for someone who likes eyeshadow 

Sylvia Plath was right

You know, ever since we were little, I would get this feeling like… Like I’m floating outside of my body, looking down at myself… And I hate what I see… How I’m acting, the way I sound. And I don’t know how to change it. And I’m so scared… That the feeling is never gonna go away.

The Edge of Seventeen

me, going outside to talk to the stars: hey uh what the FUCK

Wild Wild World Tour

As a man of science …

It’s witches