Davebearmn - DaveBearMN

Aphternoon photo phun.

Not naming any names, but I think there's a rich dude with terrible taste in design aesthetics whose main frustration with the classic Trolley Problem was that having to go where the tracks led was too constraining.

Me at age 44.

me, in the morning: Hmm. I'm rather sleepy, and a little bit anxious.

caffeine: let me help!

me: *glug glug glug*

- time passes -

caffeine: so how ya feelin'?

me: I'm rather anxious, and a little bit sleepy.

caffeine: my work here is done! You're welcome! Byeee!

* dramatic cape-swirling exit*

me: ...

me: why and how is caffeine wearing a cape?

Ah, yes. The first moment I fell in love with David Harbour.

DAVID HARBOUR as Randall Malone in Brokeback Mountain (2005)

caveman vibes

Chonky nerdy bear seeks burly hairy biker or powerlifter type to impregnate me, or at least have a lot of fun trying to make it happen.