I Have Been Waiting All Year To Post This.

Panda: I need your help.

Wildcat: Who are we killing? Now, I don’t do kids. That’s a rule. But that rule is negotiable if the kid’s a dick.

this whole thing is way too good to be giffed you need to expirience it 

Me: *makes a small irrelevant mistake*

My Brain, banging pots and pans together: YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUC

Me: *makes huge mistake that will directly affect my future horribly*

My Brain, lounging on a lawn chair with shades on: ....acknowledged

Fuckboy Deadpool stans: *identify with Deadpool as some sort of outlet of their insecure masculinity/heterosexuality and rebellion against “PC” culture*

Ryan Reynolds: *reaffirms Deadpool as pansexual literally every chance he gets, wants Deadpool to have a boyfriend in the film franchise, makes Deadpool act campy and effeminate as fuck in the movies, does a charity campaign for cancer where Deadpool dresses in pink and sits next to a pillow that literally says “feminist” on it, goes out of his way to hire a woman of color to portray the female lead in Deadpool 2, literally hires Celine Dion to write a Titanic-esque power ballad for the Deadpool 2 soundtrack and makes a music video where Deadpool prances around in high heels feeling his fantasy like the gayest gay that ever gayed*

Fuckboi Deadpool stans: 

my cat likes being gently scraped with a plastic butter knife like a cute lil fuzzy piece of toast WAY more than she likes any of the grooming utensils or toys i have spent actual money on 

Things come along like this that make the internet so special, I AM IN FUCKING TEARS

pls dont stop inviting ur depressed loved ones 2 things even if they decline most of the time. knowing people still want 2 hang is immensely reassuring & accepting just one of the many invites can lead 2 something good &positive!!! dont give up on them!!! they need 2 kno theyre still wanted

IM CRYING THIS IS ME

Me: *about to click a fanfic* Fanfic: abandoned work Inner me: hoe dont do it Me: *clicks it* Inner me: oh my god

This is probably what Just One Yesterday would sound like from outside the studio.

(i am taking requests now!!)

Kryoz and toby: *staring each other in the eyes*

Fitz: *cracks open a pop can*

Kryoz: we’re having a moment

Fitz: i’m having coke

i’m sorry for not posting im never home >_>