This Is Probably What Just One Yesterday Would Sound Like From Outside The Studio.

so yesterday my boss (who is a big burly man with a lot of facial hair) was singing along to the radio and “wrecking ball” came on and he burst out “I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALLLLLL” and kicked a garbage can across the room

i’m still laughing

i didn't know what this was but i'm so glad i listened to it

THEY JUST KEEP JUMPING ON THE COUNTER. AND CRAWLING UP HER LEG. THIS IS THE GREATEST PROBLEM YOU COULD EVER HAVE

me: im not gonna let anyone know how im feeling me, three seconds later: hey guys im sad and want your attention

Fuckboy Deadpool stans: *identify with Deadpool as some sort of outlet of their insecure masculinity/heterosexuality and rebellion against “PC” culture*

Ryan Reynolds: *reaffirms Deadpool as pansexual literally every chance he gets, wants Deadpool to have a boyfriend in the film franchise, makes Deadpool act campy and effeminate as fuck in the movies, does a charity campaign for cancer where Deadpool dresses in pink and sits next to a pillow that literally says “feminist” on it, goes out of his way to hire a woman of color to portray the female lead in Deadpool 2, literally hires Celine Dion to write a Titanic-esque power ballad for the Deadpool 2 soundtrack and makes a music video where Deadpool prances around in high heels feeling his fantasy like the gayest gay that ever gayed*

Fuckboi Deadpool stans: 

I love high Harry

relatable™

I’m coming out!!

of my room because I’ve been in here for the past two weeks

but I’m also gay

Me getting ready to drop an @everyone in the server at 3 am

Panda: I wish I was a dinosaur.

Ohm: Why? Because they’re big and scary? Because-

Panda: Because they’re all dead

this whole thing is way too good to be giffed you need to expirience it