Kryoz And Toby: *staring Each Other In The Eyes*

THEY JUST KEEP JUMPING ON THE COUNTER. AND CRAWLING UP HER LEG. THIS IS THE GREATEST PROBLEM YOU COULD EVER HAVE

Sleep is literally the most pleasurable thing ever why do I deprive myself of it lmao

teacher: any questions, class?

me: ya what the fuck

so yesterday my boss (who is a big burly man with a lot of facial hair) was singing along to the radio and “wrecking ball” came on and he burst out “I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALLLLLL” and kicked a garbage can across the room

i’m still laughing

This has been gathering dust in my camera roll for a while

me, reading my completely incoherent essay and deciding its ready to be submitted for 30% of my final grade

Smii7y: Kryoz, cause a distraction!

Kryoz, throwing raisins around: Raisins! Raisins! They used to be grapes!

Reblog if LGBT+ members have a safe place on your blog

*presses reblog button violently*

when that seasonal depression hit someone add a pic im on mobile