Pros Of Writing Gay Relationships: 

So we did the senior prank tonight and this was what I’d was like before I left. There was still a shit ton of balloons left to fill.

me: im not gonna let anyone know how im feeling me, three seconds later: hey guys im sad and want your attention

Get you a group of friends like this

I have been waiting all year to post this.

Funny Morning Commute Story:

A portly petite lady gets on the train. There’s an empty seat, but the dude next to it has man-spread so there’s little space to actually sit. The lady is undaunted, she says loudly “I think I will have a sit” as a warning and then squeezes herself in. The man does not attempt to reign in his man-spread.

The guy gets off on a next stop, and I’m not really paying attention to them anymore, except I hear the word “man-spread” so I instantly perk-up and look over. And then she says loudly:

“I’m sorry, but if you have such a great need to air out your balls, you need to be checked out for venereal diseases.” 

At some point during that sentence we make eye-contact and I must have a look on my face like I’m five and excited that I just heard a parent swear. Because she laughs, while I grin, because she knows I know what she’s talking about.

And that just made my morning like 10x better.

Oh, Nogla… 

[ x ]

Vanoss: *picking out phone chargers with Wildcat*

Vanoss: do you think this one’s long enough to tie a noose?

Wildcat: what the fuck is wrong with you

Kryoz: i can’t believe this

Smitty: believe what?

Kryoz: that you’d do this to me

Smitty: what did i do-

Kryoz: YOURE MAKING YOURSELF LOOK CUTE AGAIN STOP IT IM TOO GAY FOR THIS

This is probably what Just One Yesterday would sound like from outside the studio.

(i am taking requests now!!)