Uber Driver: I’m Close, Where Are You?

Golden Backup Vocals

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I was bored and made a list of random gbg things. Add stuff✌✌

Toby’s voices

John’s usage of “heck”

Mason’s teddy

“It’s Fitz’s fault”

Ainsley

“¼ of my face”

Misfitz

“My name is blocksavage1776, I’m a roblox streamer, where’s the bathroom”

*hair flip* Sup bitches

John’s editing

The Poland Story

THE NUTS

A m b i g u o u s

It makes him feel tall

The milkbag plushie

Nail polish and rings

**unzips dick**

McCreamy’s laugh

EPIC

Eric Vivian Matthews

That’s fucked cunt

Damb

xd

Hi my name is smiitz welcome to the vid

so we had some bs "service learning day" today and one of the activities was to sit through four hours of people talking on flimsy ass bleachers. people got rowdy n loud as usual, so when the teachers finally got sick of it one teacher grabbed the mic and basically said that if the people wanted to leave they could get up and go into the upper gym to sit quietly. half of the assembly of like 300 kids got up and left. they tried to guilt us into not going but like,, no one gave a single shit.

its a bunch of stressed, bored teens what did they expect

if you dissociate hard enough you can eavesdrop on conversations you’re a part of

Pros of writing gay relationships: 

- gay

Cons of writing gay relationships:

- they both have THE SAME FCKIN PRONOUNS SO I CONSTANTLY HAVE TO NAME BOTH CHARACTERS BECAUSE OTHERWISE IT’S IMPOSSIBLE TO TELL WHO’S DOING WHAT OR WHO’S SPEAKING WHO WILL SAVE ME FROM THIS HELL

Me: I should really start my homework.

* lays in bed for another while doing nothing *

Me: I should really start my homework.

it sharpens me like A KNIFE

So we did the senior prank tonight and this was what I’d was like before I left. There was still a shit ton of balloons left to fill.

pls dont stop inviting ur depressed loved ones 2 things even if they decline most of the time. knowing people still want 2 hang is immensely reassuring & accepting just one of the many invites can lead 2 something good &positive!!! dont give up on them!!! they need 2 kno theyre still wanted