A M B I G U O U S

I have been waiting all year to post this.

Jotr: *trying to sip a particularly thick smoothie*

Kryoz: if only you sucked my dick as hard as you suck that smoothie

Jotr: *starts coughing* whAT The fUCK

An artist : Aw man! I saw my arts were reposted on Instagram. I’ve asked them to take my arts down but they ignored me.

Me : Say no more! Click this link, then click ‘fill out this form’. Fill the form and wait for about 1-2 days, the staffs will remove the image you were reporting from the reposter’s account :^)

just listen

The Guys According To My Dad

Vanoss : Canadian Asian.

Delirious : Probably a murderer with a weirdly awesome laugh.

Moo : Seems too innocent for friends like these.

Terroriser : Irish try hard.

Lui : One that sounds like a child but is not, in fact, a child.

Nogla : Angry Irish man who isn't as much a try hard as the other angry Irish man.

Ohmwrecker : The unknown bunny.

CaRtOoNz : Southern devil.

SMii7Y : Not Asian Canadian.

Mini : High pitched when angry one. Also you said he's not small? Not mini Mini.

Wildcat : Angry pig.

teacher: any questions, class?

me: ya what the fuck

this gives me so many tiktok vibes tbh i love it

GIMME GIMME GIMME- (EDIT)-GBG

i wanna apologize the second boom is very loud i messed up, too lazy to fix :)

straight people referring to inanimate objects or abstract concepts as “gay”: culturally outdated at best, downright offensive at worse

gay people referring to inanimate objects or abstract concepts as “gay”: LITERALLY the height of comedy

Do you play any sports?

I run away from my feelings