Smii7y: What If I Pour Coffee In My Cereal Instead Of Milk?

Dissociation is the worst defense mechanism; your brain is like “existing here in the real world is gettin kinda difficult so how about you chill out here in the void instead.. oh is this an inopportune time? Are you in the middle of a conversation? Taking a test? Yeah? Ok great welcome to the v o i d”

so yesterday my boss (who is a big burly man with a lot of facial hair) was singing along to the radio and “wrecking ball” came on and he burst out “I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALLLLLL” and kicked a garbage can across the room

i’m still laughing

Fuckboy Deadpool stans: *identify with Deadpool as some sort of outlet of their insecure masculinity/heterosexuality and rebellion against “PC” culture*

Ryan Reynolds: *reaffirms Deadpool as pansexual literally every chance he gets, wants Deadpool to have a boyfriend in the film franchise, makes Deadpool act campy and effeminate as fuck in the movies, does a charity campaign for cancer where Deadpool dresses in pink and sits next to a pillow that literally says “feminist” on it, goes out of his way to hire a woman of color to portray the female lead in Deadpool 2, literally hires Celine Dion to write a Titanic-esque power ballad for the Deadpool 2 soundtrack and makes a music video where Deadpool prances around in high heels feeling his fantasy like the gayest gay that ever gayed*

Fuckboi Deadpool stans: 

i just really like drawing him 

research

fits

- ‘leader’ but has no idea what he’s doing

- looks pure, is not

- “just go with the flow man”

- save him

john hates his job

- sexuality??? just does what he wants

- the mom™

- “I’m not really racist guys”

- cutie

swaggy

- anger is condensed because of his height

- the dad™

- “Dare me to…”

- angry, screams, possibly dangerous

iNutt

- the most mature one because low standards

- cute laughs a lot because he’s a happy boy

- *with friends* “it’s okay we are with the special needs program”

- protect

Raccc

- multiple restraining orders he doesn’t know of

- looks like ‘fouseytube with hair’

- “G-Force didn’t get the recognition it deserved”

- mystery man

Zucker

- kid in magazines parents are warned about

- swaggy and john’s kid

- “I’m a primitive disgusting animal”

- oi g’day aussie mate

Smini

- sweet Canadian child

- Cryoz’s bestie and helps him survive

- *out of breath wheeze* “stop…”

- youngling

Cryoz

- THE vape brother presented here today

- Smini’s bestie and makes sure he matches outfits

- “it may not seem that it be like that, but it do”

- emo

Vanoss: *picking out phone chargers with Wildcat*

Vanoss: do you think this one’s long enough to tie a noose?

Wildcat: what the fuck is wrong with you

melt your headaches- call it home. 

Smii7y: Kryoz, cause a distraction!

Kryoz, throwing raisins around: Raisins! Raisins! They used to be grapes!

me: [vibrating slightly because I had too much caffeine] everything in the world is my fault