Can’t Help Falling In Love On A Kalimba

Kryoz: THATS IT *tackles Smitty*

Kryoz: *sitting on him while holding down smitty’s wrists* haha! i win mudderf-

Smitty: *moans*

Kryoz: …

Mini: *whispering to Panda* well this got awkward real fast

Kryoz: did… did you just..

Smitty: *blsuhing hardcore* IT WAS YOUR DAMN FAULT! YOU MADE ME DO IT!

not even a millisecond later 

T H E N U T S

THEY JUST KEEP JUMPING ON THE COUNTER. AND CRAWLING UP HER LEG. THIS IS THE GREATEST PROBLEM YOU COULD EVER HAVE

Fuckboy Deadpool stans: *identify with Deadpool as some sort of outlet of their insecure masculinity/heterosexuality and rebellion against “PC” culture*

Ryan Reynolds: *reaffirms Deadpool as pansexual literally every chance he gets, wants Deadpool to have a boyfriend in the film franchise, makes Deadpool act campy and effeminate as fuck in the movies, does a charity campaign for cancer where Deadpool dresses in pink and sits next to a pillow that literally says “feminist” on it, goes out of his way to hire a woman of color to portray the female lead in Deadpool 2, literally hires Celine Dion to write a Titanic-esque power ballad for the Deadpool 2 soundtrack and makes a music video where Deadpool prances around in high heels feeling his fantasy like the gayest gay that ever gayed*

Fuckboi Deadpool stans: 

when that seasonal depression hit someone add a pic im on mobile

this gives me so many tiktok vibes tbh i love it

GIMME GIMME GIMME- (EDIT)-GBG

i wanna apologize the second boom is very loud i messed up, too lazy to fix :)

I spent 11 hours on this

I have no regrets 

ALSO; Yes I know the second part of this song would’ve fit Lui better but tbh I wanted to draw a dolphin so 

(I got lazy towards the end sorry)  

I was just messing around with audio editing and now I’m swimming in my tears lol

unstoppable force (my compulsive need to overshare) vs. immovable object (my paranoia that saying anything will cause everyone to hate me)