You Can’t Make This Shit Up Lmao

You Can’t Make This Shit Up Lmao
You Can’t Make This Shit Up Lmao

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5 years ago

When you’ve already seen all of the depressing avengers infinity war posts and you’re looking for new ones to hurt yourself even more

When You’ve Already Seen All Of The Depressing Avengers Infinity War Posts And You’re Looking For

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5 years ago
Some Ginny X Luna For HP Rare Fest On LJ! Link To Full View
Some Ginny X Luna For HP Rare Fest On LJ! Link To Full View
Some Ginny X Luna For HP Rare Fest On LJ! Link To Full View
Some Ginny X Luna For HP Rare Fest On LJ! Link To Full View
Some Ginny X Luna For HP Rare Fest On LJ! Link To Full View
Some Ginny X Luna For HP Rare Fest On LJ! Link To Full View
Some Ginny X Luna For HP Rare Fest On LJ! Link To Full View

Some Ginny x Luna for HP Rare Fest on LJ! Link to full view


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5 years ago
Marvel’s Cloak And Dagger Tandy Bowen Actress Olivia Holt In Vera Wang With House Of Emmanuele Jewelry

Marvel’s Cloak and Dagger Tandy Bowen actress Olivia Holt in Vera Wang with House of Emmanuele jewelry photographed by Elias Tahan for Schön! Magazine # 34, March 2018.


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4 years ago

The Music Room

The Red Room used ballet prominently in their training both for its emphasis on discipline and as a cover. It was one of their most insidious tricks because the art itself is beautiful but the purpose they gave it was sinister.

As a child, Natasha didn’t see it as such, nor can she bring herself to as an adult. Ballet was so wonderful to her; they tried to teach the girls not to love anything, but she always loved ballet—the rhythm, the precision, the beauty, the art, the challenge… it was never easy, it was often painful and unforgiving, but it had such a markedly different flavour to the rest of the training that she couldn’t help forming a fondness for it.

Through the years, she has tried to peel away every last trace of the Red Room, tried to scrub out all the marks they left on her and tried to pry off all the pieces they melded onto her, but ballet is the one thing she purposely keeps.

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4 years ago
Now In Convenient GIF Form. 

Now in convenient GIF form. 


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4 years ago
In Which Tony And Nebula Fix Oppy Up On Their Way Back To Earth

in which Tony and Nebula fix Oppy up on their way back to Earth


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5 years ago
Happy Birthday Percy ! (18/08)
Happy Birthday Percy ! (18/08)
Happy Birthday Percy ! (18/08)
Happy Birthday Percy ! (18/08)
Happy Birthday Percy ! (18/08)
Happy Birthday Percy ! (18/08)
Happy Birthday Percy ! (18/08)
Happy Birthday Percy ! (18/08)

Happy Birthday Percy ! (18/08)

My favorite percy pics I’ve drawn in a year from my pjo/hoo project  :’>


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4 years ago

Percy Jackson Died

Percy Jackson died.

He was old enough, he supposed, older than so many of his friends he’d watched die, but not really old. Old enough he was tired, and suddenly finding himself in the lobby he recognized from when he was twelve years old was disconcerting but not particularly surprising.

After all, he was a half-blood, and being a half-blood often got you killed in very nasty ways.

But still.

Percy Jackson died.

Charon remembered him.

“Drown in any bathtubs recently?” he asked dryly, but he waved Percy’s apologies for not having a coin to offer him. “You paid me for passage once and it clearly didn’t stick.”

So Percy Jackson died, and he crossed the River Styx on the ferry, and this time, when he arrived in the Underworld, Cerberus was completely visible.

Last time he came to the Underworld to see Hades, he’d entered the fast-moving line and stepped into the fields of Asphodel. This time, he waited in line to see the judges.

He’d saved the world more than once, they’d better give him something better than eternal stasis.

“Percy Jackson.” Daedalus greeted him warmly, arms full of blueprints and a full toolbelt wrapped around his waist. “It’s nice to see you again.”

Before Percy could respond, he was pushed to the front of the line and was standing in front of three men he had a feeling he should recognize but he didn’t. He didn’t have to speak at all, the three judges talked to each other while flipping through papers Percy couldn’t read, and without actually acknowledging him at all, the one in the middle hit a green button and Percy found himself on the inside of the gated community he’d only seen from the outside.

Percy Jackson died and was sent to Elysium. For a little while, it held his attention. Pretty much anything he wanted, he could have. Blue Coke, straight out of the bottle, better than the blue Coke at Camp Half-Blood. Pizza just like the pizza from his favorite place to go with his mom. Infinite activities, everything he’d ever wanted to do but hadn’t been able to when he was alive. Skydiving, cliff jumping, he got to pilot a plane.

He got to see old friends. Beckendorf and Selena Beauregard, who’d found each other and were happy again. Demigods who’d died in the second Titan war who wanted to hear from him how it had ended, to know what really happened. Heroes who died in the second giant war who wanted to know everything about Camp Jupiter and all of their friends who’d outlived them. Hunters who’d died in battles he hadn’t even known about while he was still alive.

But Percy Jackson was the son of Poseidon, lord of the sea. He didn’t like being contained in one place, and even if Elysium was a paradise for heroes, it wasn’t the same as being alive.

So Percy Jackson died, and Percy Jackson was sent to Elysium, and Percy Jackson chose to be reborn.

Zak Mason was born to a single mom.

He was an ordinary baby, almost. He was born with blue eyes, but they turned brown. He laughed and cried and pooped and spat up. He started preschool with a choppy haircut he gave to himself, and loved sitting on his mom’s lap to listen to Dr. Seuss books and watching anything fast-moving and colorful on TV.

When he was six, Zak’s basketball team won against all of the other first grade teams in their town, and a big picture of his gap-toothed smile holding the trophy he’d helped win with his first three-point shot held the place of honor on the fridge for almost a year.

Sometimes, Zak Mason had nightmares he didn’t understand. Of burning pain covering his entire body, of monsters and shifting Earth and bottomless pits, of faces he didn’t recognize twisted in pain or looking down at him as he fell, of flashing swords and screams and bursts of arrows whistling towards an enemy he couldn’t quite make out. He woke up and forgot the nightmares quickly, but they always left him almost wistful for something he couldn’t quite remember, even with how terrifying they were.

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