legit the best advice i can give you: feed your friends
any time someone is in any kind of crisis or upheaval, offer to feed them. tell them they don’t have to choose what it is if they can’t make decisions, just ask about allergies and preferences and tell them you’re just gonna make food happen at their house.
friend having a baby? delivery gift certificate to order food to the hospital after the kid shows up.
someone’s relative passes away? offer to make them dinner.
buddy gets laid off? ask if you can order them lunch.
pal stuck in a depressive episode? offer to drive them to fucking mcdonalds, if that’s what they want.
people in crisis are tired and sad and angry and the last thing most of them are doing is thinking about feeding themselves. so if you have the ability or time or money, providing that is always, always a good move.
legit i do this all the time, and it is 100% always appreciated. i have taught all my friends that when something happens, we feed each other. it makes people feel extremely cared for, and I cannot recommend it enough.
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just saw this sniggle next to me straight up sleeping on the job?? straight up not even eyes open sleeping. is blinky slacking right now or is his eye broken or what???
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hey op. is the sniggle okay?? I had a friend who dozed off on the job and he got fucking smited. pls update
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oh yeah he's dead now lol. dw he was a bitch idrc
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hot take but I don't think pokotho should've incorporated hidgens's song into inevitable...
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okay??? fuck you?????
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hatchetfield should stop putting all these skinny bitches in the honey queen festival. gimme some chubby ladies. some plus sized baddies.
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real and true. reblog
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make honey queens fat again
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'wiggly could only take root in america' I mean if we turned him into tea we could probably get the british too tbh. who's up for black fridaying the british
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you just didn't like made in america. gonna smite you rq
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TF IS WILBUR CROSS DOING ON MY POST??? IM SO SORRY KING I LOVE YOU SM NO OFFENSE INTENDED
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early gnostic theologian: material existence is a form of torture thrusted upon humanity by the treacherous demiurge.
the same theologian eleven months on estrogen: well maybe actually it not so bad.