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Bunch of Various Magma doodles!! featuring @visinox @trashiiplant @csavii and @xylo-art :)
Throws this at you
Here's the first batch of toons for my au!
I had a lot of fun making this. It's probably the most self indulgent thing I've made in a while hehe. Expect more doodles about it!
people say dolphins are smart but there not smart enough to not be Shity grey rubber tubes flappin about in the gotdamn ocean
Lenunzio week First Kiss :3
I think Pete never knew how to show him any proper affection so he just did this and thought "yea we're definitely dating now"
Nods yea
cinderella marries the prince
and it’s… fine. The prince is great! They’re in love, he’s very sweet and passionate, writing her poems and songs, giving her anything she wants. The time she spends with her husband is great.
but cinderella is not royalty, her family was noble but she never spent time in those circles. She’s used to being busy, she’s used to cooking and cleaning and mending. There are hours, days, where she has nothing to do.
time passes. cinderella learns the fancy lady type of needlework. Learns to ride horses. Reads a lot.
as is normal for royalty at the time, they travel and are hosted by nobles or stay at castles owned by the king. But even that variety begins to become routine. The prince is distracted, there’s a lot of young women living and working on their route. Daughters of nobles. Younger and prettier with soft hands that have never done a day’s work.
cinderella needs something to spend her time on, and there’s a part of her thinking a couple-only trip might get her husband’s attention again, so she suggests making an old castle that’s fallen into disrepair their “project.” It was built in the time when castles were made to be defensible, so it’s quite sturdy, but it’s overgrown and secluded. The prince doesn’t know why his family stopped living there either. A hundred years ago it was their summer home.
so they go. And they work. And for a while it’s great! But when they leave for winter cinderella’s husband forgets her once again. cinderella resolves to make the best of her life and stop worrying about a man who has gotten what he wanted from her.
summer comes again and this time cinderella goes alone to the old castle (minus staff, of course, but cinderella manages to narrow it down to only repair workers and one maid). She can cook and clean and mend again, but this time it’s her own choice. She is happy.
this summer they make more progress on repairs. The workers say that most of it can be salvaged, except one tower that’s been completely overgrown with vines and briars. It will have to come down, eventually, but for now it can be safely ignored.
cinderella has more free time now. The old castle has a surprisingly untouched library, though time and moisture have damaged many of the books. Behind a collection of greek poetry cinderella finds an old diary. Very old, in fact, at least a hundred years. It’s rude to read a diary, of course, but whoever wrote this is long dead, and cinderella is bored, so…
from the description of activities the author looks to have been nobility. Maybe even a princess. She’s sensitive and sweet and smarter than she seems to realize. If circumstances had been different cinderella wishes they could have been friends…
after the summer ends cinderella returns to her husband. He’s spending a lot of time with a young musician and cinderella can’t even work up the energy to care. She does some research about the castle and the family she’s married into, finds out the name of the princess who wrote the diary.
aurora. Cursed and forgotten. She died young, they say, in a plague that also took out the castle staff and her own parents. Luckily they avoided a succession crisis, but not so lucky for the dead.
time passes. cinderella goes to the old castle again and again, even out of season. Soon enough all that remains to be done is the old tower, and the builders say they should tear it down and fill the gaps before it gets cold.
one night cinderella is restless. The princess from the diary had been fond of that tower, and cinderella is far more attached to a dead woman than she ought to be. She gets out of bed, reads by candlelight, and finally goes to walk the empty halls.
she finds herself going to the tower. Pushing past the vines that don’t seem so troublesome really. They almost part before her. The stairs are perfectly intact, the door at the top is already cracked open. As if she should have done this years ago, cinderella steps into aurora’s bedroom.
she’s as beautiful as the stories say. And sitting under her hands, crossed across her stomach as it rises and falls, is a book of greek poetry.
years later, people will tell the story of cinderella as a cautionary one. Don’t seek above your station. Don’t marry for prestige. After all, a girl who grew up as a servant once married the crown prince, and disappeared after only three years. She ran away, they say, she couldn’t handle the lifestyle.
two old women who run a bookshop together agree with the lesson. Marrying for the wrong reasons never ends well. It’s best to wait for someone you have things in common with, shared interests.
or, failing that, the more linguistic of the two says, wait a decade or ten for someone to fall in love with you from your diary.
her partner laughs and hits her with the socks she is mending.
“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
My Mouthwashing/Hatchetfield crossover
Lords in Black always choose their favourite humans and here's my take on who they'd choose and why/why it's fitting
Base +additional reason
I’m sorry the base was too perfect I had to also it was really fun drawing all the hatchetfeild characters (also this was my first time properly drawing Ted to be posted I think??? Idk I’m not happy with it I’m sorry teddy boy I’ll do u better next time <\\3)
They’re done! I finished the Lords in Black set. I love them so much. I just need to make a Webby—I’m wondering if I want her to have black eyes? Gray? Red? Eye shadow, or not? I’ll probably use CholyKnight’s spider eye embroidery for her face. These guys are all built from a modified CholyKnight bunny pattern.
I just want to thank Starkid for making such cool characters! The power of Wiggly is so great, I taught myself so much sewing in these last ten months, just to have a Wiggly doll.
More photos below
Nibbly was the last Lord in Black to make, I made his teeth embroidery and then his lips are hand stitched on after. It was such a pain, but I love the effect. I wish I’d had a more neon pink, but I don’t mind it too much.
I found a pair of goggles for Tinky, and honestly, by sheer luck, his eyes were perfectly spaced to even wear them.
And as a bonus, Wiggly without his crown.
Ten months’ difference
if the sniggles had Tumblr
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just saw this sniggle next to me straight up sleeping on the job?? straight up not even eyes open sleeping. is blinky slacking right now or is his eye broken or what???
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hey op. is the sniggle okay?? I had a friend who dozed off on the job and he got fucking smited. pls update
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oh yeah he's dead now lol. dw he was a bitch idrc
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hot take but I don't think pokotho should've incorporated hidgens's song into inevitable...
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okay??? fuck you?????
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hatchetfield should stop putting all these skinny bitches in the honey queen festival. gimme some chubby ladies. some plus sized baddies.
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real and true. reblog
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make honey queens fat again
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'wiggly could only take root in america' I mean if we turned him into tea we could probably get the british too tbh. who's up for black fridaying the british
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you just didn't like made in america. gonna smite you rq
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TF IS WILBUR CROSS DOING ON MY POST??? IM SO SORRY KING I LOVE YOU SM NO OFFENSE INTENDED
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what is this place? who are you all talking about? who are the lords in black?
⬜️ qu33n-in-whitedeactivated262789
HANNAH YOU NEED TO LEAVE HERE RIGHT NOW
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how the fucky-wucky did you even get accounts here?
Ted’s fine in there btw don’t worry about it
Edit: Nibbly and Wiggly are done now too made a new post with all of them <33
The Lords in Black
Obsessed with these guys, I cooked so hard with this piece 😌
Anyways go watch Nerdy Prudes Must Die because holy SHIT it’s absolutely incredible 🫶🫶
whys combat and military gear always got to look so fucking cool when the people wearing them just objectively arent. thats unfair
Arrested by the princess’s guard for infiltrating the castle and teaching all the maids the joy of slav-squatting with a cigarette
It’s my second time making Tinky, and I think I’ve learned a lot since my first attempt. His tongue is full of pipe cleaners so it’s fully posable, and I got him his toy box, too! I think I’ll try making some goggles for him later. The pattern is based on CholyKnight’s chibi animals, with some modifications.