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legit the best advice i can give you: feed your friends

any time someone is in any kind of crisis or upheaval, offer to feed them. tell them they don’t have to choose what it is if they can’t make decisions, just ask about allergies and preferences and tell them you’re just gonna make food happen at their house.

friend having a baby? delivery gift certificate to order food to the hospital after the kid shows up.

someone’s relative passes away? offer to make them dinner.

buddy gets laid off? ask if you can order them lunch.

pal stuck in a depressive episode? offer to drive them to fucking mcdonalds, if that’s what they want.

people in crisis are tired and sad and angry and the last thing most of them are doing is thinking about feeding themselves. so if you have the ability or time or money, providing that is always, always a good move.

legit i do this all the time, and it is 100% always appreciated. i have taught all my friends that when something happens, we feed each other. it makes people feel extremely cared for, and I cannot recommend it enough.

i remember in 6th grade public school one of my friends in the class used the word “bungalow” as often as possible and every time he needed to say “house” or “home” he swapped it for “bungalow” and me and the rest of the class thought it was so fucking funny.

so everyone in the class started using it too like saying “I brought my lunch from the bungalow today” or whatever and the teachers HATED IT.

it started getting out of hand when we were learning about the presidents and we often needed to say “the White House” so of course we would say “the White Bungalow” and the teacher was so furious and then there was a ban on the word and if anyone said it they were sent to the office and I remember the kid who started all the bullshit one time got in trouble for something petty like sharing his homework and the teacher said that she was going to call home to him mom and he just stood up and cried out “No, ms_____! Please don’t call home!”

and there was this huge silence because he just raised his voice at the teacher

and then a huge smile spread across his face and he said

“call bungalow instead.”

and I swear the whole class rioted it was amazing

Someone give him brown eye contacts im shaking ☹️

Jagertity doing the nail polish trend ✧˖°.

[IVE BEEN SICK its been like a week but im better!! and i wanted to draw my blorbos being cute]

I feel an obligation to put this on here

Dancing bugs. The population of an old pear-tree. 1870. Book cover.

Internet Archive

absolutely obsessed with these two btw

d’you ever just lose your mind and come up with the worst product imaginable and then make ads for it

and a bonus one that i didn’t fully finish but i think it gives it something special

Bugsnax found in the Caramelized Caverns! 🐛

Margarine herself is intensely interested in studying the Termales, but the queen is hidden away deep within the twisting, sugary corridors of the caverns.

A selection of fansnax I made for my own Bugsnax area, the Caramelized Caverns! Most of them are based on creepy crawlers you’d find in caves, but the idea of a giant termite Bugsnak was too fun to ignore 😭

Poll: if your mom remarries when you’re 26 years old is that guy still your stepdad or is he just your mom’s husband.