“Shrimpo, you’re pathetic”
This was based on the note found in Shrimpo’s room! I have so many theories and speculations on everything in his room it’s actually making me go crazy
Read more if you want to listen to my insane ramblings!! ↓
So I have so many things to talk about —
Firstly, the punching bags and holes in the walls. Shrimpo’s hatred towards everyone is always usually verbally, but in his room there’s proof that it’s physically too. This leads me to believe a lot of things:
— Shrimpo is somewhat strong, at least strong enough to break through the walls.
— Shrimpo tries to at least control his anger. He could easily beat someone but he limits himself by only being a verbal bully. He must relieve all his more aggressive emotions in private in his room.
— The wardrobe in his room is partially blocking holes he presumably made. This could either mean that he is embarrassed or he’s trying to hide it to avoid getting in trouble.
Overall, it’s clear that Shrimpo’s anger is a lot more than people might have expected
Secondly, the papers. There’s plenty of other toons that also have crumpled paper in their rooms but to me Shrimpo is the most interesting. Shrimpo is definitely not the type who writes, but the note and trash says otherwise. A few things I immediately think of is:
— Shrimpo can write, but everything he writes is always deemed “not good enough” by him and thrown away.
— Shrimpo is either willingly writing things or being forced to write by others (possibly as a required thing by directors and such).
— The note on his desk can tell a lot about him. The fact that he only writes about the things he hates is expected, but the way it continues is more interesting. He repeatedly writes “hate” over and over and it gets bigger. To me, this looks like Shrimpo having a mental breakdown. It’s not uncommon for someone who’s venting out their frustrations to repeat a phrase or word, but the fact that it gets bigger makes me think Shrimpo is writing it more desperately. He could have been writing to relieve stress but it only made him more frustrated, causing a slippery slope into a terrible episode. If this was in writing and not text, I expect his note to be sloppier than it seems.
— Shrimpo’s discarded paper can mean anything, but the thing I immediately think of is ideas or failed writing. Someone in a server I’m in brought up the idea that the reason why Shrimpo has only posters of himself in his room is because he’s reminding himself of all his flaws. Maybe his writing helps him cope with that or he’s trying to come up with ideas of how to be better.
Shrimpo’s room also has many knocked over furniture. He has multiple desks, traffic cones, trash cans, and a coat hanger.
— This supports my theory that Shrimpo is a lot more aggressive in private. He knocks over furniture out of frustration, imagine someone flipping a table because they got upset at something.
— Shrimpo’s room could have been a storage room. It seems to be more bland (could just be Shrimpo not liking decorating) and it has a lot of useless things. Really, the only thing that makes sense for a room is the desk, wardrobe, and bed.
— A confusing thing to me is the airhorns in his room. Shrimpo could be using these or they just came with the room. If he did use them, it would probably be on other toons as a “screw you” signal.
Sorry I talked so much, usually I don’t like doing this but I needed to yap for a good 5 minutes about my favorite toon. I love you Shrimpo!! No one could make me dislike you!! I will make many, many more theories for you. . . .
You say too late to start, got your heart in a headlock, I don't believe any of it.
The way Sage smiled when she repeated "Caesar" like she knew Homelander was not intelligent enough to realise what he just did right there. The second he namedropped Caesar he sealed his fate and she knows it. He wants to become like Caesar he'll end up like Caesar.
Zombie AU!
short lore descriptions ↓
Pete- He was the first to notice Bill was a zombie, but after punching him in the face to get away, Pete gravely discovered he punched Bill right in the mouth, i.e. he got bit. Although he's a fast moving zombie, Pete moves slow on purpose. He has the least remnants of humanity out of the group, fully embracing his ghoulish way of life.
Josh- Bit by Bill at comic-con. He found a group of survivors in a cafeteria and tried convincing them he wasn't bit; it didn't work and they locked him in the freezer. Although he missed out on ice powers, being locked in the freezer for so long and having thicker skin gave Josh high fire resistance.
Jerry- Bit by Bill at comic-con. Ran into the woods to escape need for human brains. Subsides hunger by eating forest animals and is eventually overgrown with plants from lack of movement. Rejoins Bill's zombie hoard with Pete and Josh as he became stir-crazy.
Bill- The first to be infected by inhaling spores from a moldy comic book. Bill's the start of the zombie apocalypse and the end of comic-con. He has the highest level of intelligence, meaning he's able to communicate with zombies and humans, but will use his intelligence to manipulate his friends. It's finally a world where Bill doesn't have to work a shitty job and can steal as many collectibles and comics as he pleases. Being head zombie also raises his self-esteem, but the caveat is there's a country wide search for "Patient Zero," which could end his fun.
In 4th grade, my bff was in a death feud over chess with a boy in our class but instead of competing like normal people they decided that the best way to determine who was chess master was for each of them to select one of the two biggest idiots in class and teach them to play chess, My Fair Lady style, and see whose idiot won. We are just now, 22 years later, grappling with the moral implications of this exercise.
what if sorty and scarfy had little sock and mitten kids. what then.
in other words the avpt hyperfixation is resurfacing