The Way Sage Smiled When She Repeated "Caesar" Like She Knew Homelander Was Not Intelligent Enough To

orb weavers' sexual dimorphism is hilarious to me like.

me and my big beautiful wife

people say dolphins are smart but there not smart enough to not be Shity grey rubber tubes flappin about in the gotdamn ocean

went to my best friend’s house last night and saw a little plushie dog and plushie cat that had been sewn together down the middle into a two-headed chimera. I said, “did you do that?” she said, “yes, I saved them.”

turns out at her old job when the last two plushies hadn’t sold and became deadstock, her boss told her to cut them up and throw them out. so she cut them each in half, preserved their heads, and then rebuilt them together.

cannot stop thinking about the way these little plushies were approached with the instinct of a Vampire or some sort of ancient god. “Let me save you [turn you into a monster].”

laughed myself sick last nioght imaging lotr gollum having a blog where he just talks normally while also signing all his posts in beautiful cursive for some reason. like this:

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

I love grindr images like this, they're so awesome sauced

the great and powerful juggalo

Jiminy Jillikers! is it really the end of the Eltingville comic book, science-fiction, fantasy, horror, and role-playing club?!? Will our heroes unfortunately overcome their differences and renew their bonds?

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Let me dream