Let's take a moment to appreciate just how amazing the title cards were for Batman the Animated Series.
ghost playthrough has been going well
The internet is like if someone stuck a note on a board and then people will write down what they think the note says and also stick it to the same board.
Then as time goes on the notes cover the board and people are still adding to it. Eventually the original meaning of the note is lost and oversimplified but the original note is still there.
All you have to do is look for it and then you’d get what the note actually means but no one ever does.
This is done by this person:
I loved it!
Bruce about to reveal his identity to the JL
Bruce: “I’m going to do something that may traumatize two of you. I am not sorry.”
Oliver: “oh come on Batman you identity isn’t that special.”
Bruce going full whiny play boy: “Dinah! Ollie is being mean to me!!!”
Oliver: blue screens
Dinah: “YOU BITCH!?”
#not only understanding it but being overly defensive about it on the internet on a dying website
I am very close to joining you. I’m in a kingdom hearts union x mood.
My flavor of neurodivergent is understanding the plot of Kingdom Hearts.
Quick headcanon that at some point, the Justice League makes a time-off calendar for every time a leaguer is busy and needs someone to keep their city safe while they’re gone. Maybe they have a work trip or a family thing or even some vacation they planned.
All a hero has to do is request time off, and another member will sub in while they’re gone. The only problem is that it creates a pattern. It would be suspicious if Green Arrow is only replaced when Oliver Queen is on a business trip, right? So to keep the public on their toes, JL members are encouraged to take a random day off each month or so and switch out with no rhyme or reason. Just any random day, any random hour.
The outcome is complete chaos.
Clark Kent has the pleasure of interviewing Wonder Woman at the scene of a car chase she just stopped in Metropolis.
Some muggers in Star City are scooped up into a giant glowing cage while Green Lantern riddles off bird puns to an exasperated Black Canary.
A team of robbers hit a bank in Central City but get roasted by Plastic Man for their poor their safe-cracking skills as they’re taken into custody.
Black Manta uses his high tech weaponry to wreak havoc in the Atlantic only to be hit with a torpedo as the Bat-Sub dives towards him at full speed.
Cyborg is lecturing a group of teen vandals in Fawcett City when Captain Marvel just waltzes up, says, “I’m tapping back in,” and continues the lecture where he left off.
Complete. And. Utter. Chaos. No one knows who will show up at the scene now, not even the cops, but criminals are scared shitless.
The JL decides to keep the calendar. If only for entertainment.
Incorrect Batfam Quotes
After finding out Bruce is alive.
Dick: “Listen, if Tim say something to me I 100 percent believe that he believes it. So I believe it too.”
Tim: “I blew up several league of assassin bases.”
Dick: “I have no way to know if that is true but Tim said it so I believe it.”
bruce: If a handsome man disagrees with me, I will immediately change my views. I have no principles. reporter clark: Maybe you should have some principles. brucie: You’re right. Maybe I should.