Ok So I’m Working On Something.

On that cowboy shit again (pls click for better resolution probably ♡)

"Would you like me to continue?"

Bonus:

Well I suppose that’s true, my car got crushed by Clayface last week.

One time in Gotham there was this tiny coffee shop that was being investigated for embezzlement but it turns out that it was just Bruce Wayne tipping way more than necessary.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN

Batman hates being carried, so everyone carries him every chance they get with various results.

Superman gets away with a lot, so does Wonder Woman.

The Lanterns get various results. They either they get the normal begrudging acceptance (Jessica, John, Kyle) or the get the glare TM (Hal, Guy)

Flash doesn’t even try.

Happier note! Dog in chainmail!

Weiner dog wearing armor at the Michigan Renaissance Festival (2002)

Quick headcanon that at some point, the Justice League makes a time-off calendar for every time a leaguer is busy and needs someone to keep their city safe while they’re gone. Maybe they have a work trip or a family thing or even some vacation they planned.

All a hero has to do is request time off, and another member will sub in while they’re gone. The only problem is that it creates a pattern. It would be suspicious if Green Arrow is only replaced when Oliver Queen is on a business trip, right? So to keep the public on their toes, JL members are encouraged to take a random day off each month or so and switch out with no rhyme or reason. Just any random day, any random hour.

The outcome is complete chaos.

Clark Kent has the pleasure of interviewing Wonder Woman at the scene of a car chase she just stopped in Metropolis.

Some muggers in Star City are scooped up into a giant glowing cage while Green Lantern riddles off bird puns to an exasperated Black Canary.

A team of robbers hit a bank in Central City but get roasted by Plastic Man for their poor their safe-cracking skills as they’re taken into custody.

Black Manta uses his high tech weaponry to wreak havoc in the Atlantic only to be hit with a torpedo as the Bat-Sub dives towards him at full speed.

Cyborg is lecturing a group of teen vandals in Fawcett City when Captain Marvel just waltzes up, says, “I’m tapping back in,” and continues the lecture where he left off.

Complete. And. Utter. Chaos. No one knows who will show up at the scene now, not even the cops, but criminals are scared shitless.

The JL decides to keep the calendar. If only for entertainment.

I might go on a world’s finest tangent today.

(Is tangent the right word? Idk)

I just need to talk about how much I love this series.

Trying something new and getting back into the swing of things.

Today on: have I forgotten how to paint or am I just sleepy