Just Kris

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Also why don't I get notifications of you

Why is this one of your to posts

And should I listen to it

I love ASMRs and yes you most definitely should it's really good

@paradox-crows @k9mackenzie @conquistador-of-bread

ⓘ You can Bite your Friends.

Oh Frutt of the shitposts, what is thine wisdom?

Life is short and you may only live once.

GAMBLE ALL YO SHIT

Oh my god how have I only found out about this now this is so peak

What if I told you I wrote a terminal x reader

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63976006

Chapters: 1/1

Fandom: ULTRAKILL (Video Game)

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Relationships: Terminal (ULTRAKILL)/Reader

Characters: Terminals (ULTRAKILL), Reader, Streetcleaners mentioned (ULTRAKILL)

Additional Tags: Gender-neutral Reader, Mechaphilia, Wire Play, Machine Learning, More like Machine Flirting, Mutual Masturbation, Grinding, Dry Humping, Begging, Dirty Talk, Sexual Overstimulation, Robot Sex, Beta Read? Heh more like ALPHA Read, Pre-Extinction of Humanity

Summary:

Fixing a Terminal is not difficult. A maintenance check for something minor— you wouldn’t be long, but you are part of a lucky few.

It sings to you to get your attention and then clings to it.

Whose choice was it to let terminals be bored? You, good mechanic you are, will not stand for the computer to be ignored.

kris doodles

ladies. gentlemen. theys and thems. those beyond human comprehension.

Chapter 49 of To Find Warmth

enjoy :3

Wasp, crossword is much harder than Junior puzzle 3D FPS, change my mind.

Um uh mmmm

Would this jar of honey change your mind? FUCK YOU IM NOT A WASP

We're both basic bitches :3

REBLOG GAME GO-

name one funky/unique thing you have physically- bonus points if you used to hate it but now love it.

i'll go first- i have a mild overbite and twisted teeth. used to hate em because the dentist kept harping on braces (do not have them tho ;3) but i ended up liking them bcs they look like fangs

@thegremlininyourcloset @insufferablewhore @grayson-on-the-chandelier @dogskahara @cheez-the-clown @mast3rsw0rd @ anybody <3

Thank you :3

What about the nute?

okay guys very funny