Thank You :3

honey delivery

Can't relate (I'm lonely asf)

Btw this is why I use the 🐐 often

Oh my god how have I only found out about this now this is so peak

What if I told you I wrote a terminal x reader

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63976006

Chapters: 1/1

Fandom: ULTRAKILL (Video Game)

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Relationships: Terminal (ULTRAKILL)/Reader

Characters: Terminals (ULTRAKILL), Reader, Streetcleaners mentioned (ULTRAKILL)

Additional Tags: Gender-neutral Reader, Mechaphilia, Wire Play, Machine Learning, More like Machine Flirting, Mutual Masturbation, Grinding, Dry Humping, Begging, Dirty Talk, Sexual Overstimulation, Robot Sex, Beta Read? Heh more like ALPHA Read, Pre-Extinction of Humanity

Summary:

Fixing a Terminal is not difficult. A maintenance check for something minor— you wouldn’t be long, but you are part of a lucky few.

It sings to you to get your attention and then clings to it.

Whose choice was it to let terminals be bored? You, good mechanic you are, will not stand for the computer to be ignored.

You say some funny stuff back

Heyyo

Hello?

So relatable

Hello Croy :3 fucking sleep

I'm trying dawg...but I don't feel tired...I feel hot and not in the sexual way I mean the temperature way

Sliver of straw doing the family guy death pose

don't worry, she deserves it in my au

I also realise I've never really shown my sliver design here, even though I love her design, oh well have this 😭

Is that a threat?

Wait how would you hug you don't have arms

not that you know of

Can I meet your mother for entirely kosher reasons?

...I don't trust you but probably not, she's busy making more sibs for me :3

another important thing happened at the con

Omg Croy talking to himself, he has reached peak insanity

Pffff should've been obvious