Oh My God How Have I Only Found Out About This Now This Is So Peak

That's just a regular school bathroom

silly me thinking prom wouldn’t have that much debauchery, at least not in my view

and then I walk into the bathroom an hour in and hear about people taking breathalyzers and possibly hacking up a lung while vaping

We tried our best

man, I sure do hope I don’t wake up to a billion million tumblr notifs. that’d be scary!!!!

From a 1 to 10 how hot is the queen?

That's my mother

Now from an outside perspective 10/10

Can I take a bite of your honey pretty pls

Nah sorry you gotta pay for it first, 15.99

I can :3

can the snek be trusted with 52 metric tons of methamphetamine?

I don’t think anyone can be trusted with that

Dear bee, does pineapple belongs on pizza?

Pineapple on pizza is delicious, and if you say no that means you just haven't found a good one

ladies. gentlemen. theys and thems. those beyond human comprehension.

Chapter 49 of To Find Warmth

enjoy :3

200 notes without spamming reblogs/comments (up to 5 reblogs a day and 1 comment a day) and I will ask my mother if I can dye my hair black (and eyebrows maybe)

WAIT FUCK I MEANT "hopefully you weren't perched there"

Just saw like 5-6 trees burn down, hopefully you were perched in there!

Adding onti Artificer's point, you lowkey remind me of ralsei :P

genuinely makes me very happy. I’ve never played deltarune but I love his character design and overall vibe. now i just have to figure out how to look like him ._.