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anderperry but neil is pining and trying to confess to todd and ask him out only to be met with complete ‘obliviousness’ and todd knows that theyre already dating

neil, nervously: you wanna go get dinner with me :)

todd, who has gone on many many dates with neil: yea sure, where do you wanna go ?

neil, absolutely heartbroken that todd ‘doesn’t realize he’s asking him out’: anywheres fine :)

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neil: todd i love you

todd: i love you too

neil, to himself: todd why cant you notice i don’t mean this in a best friends forever way

yeah

just changed my pfp for the first time in like a year. todd anderson i hope u know u changed my life

Imagine a long time some time after canon Boris and Theo quietly get married, and while it's not actually a secret, Theo likes to be discreet about it. One day a woman is hitting on Theo so naturally he tells her that he is married and she's like ohhh I'm sorry I didn't know you had a wife!! And Theo could correct her and tell her that he does not, in fact, have a wife, but a husband, but he doesn't because he hasn't reached that level of self acceptance yet, and either way, he doesn't think he will ever see her again. But he does see her again, while he is out with Boris, and when she asks him who that is he panics and says, "he's my wife". Boris finds that hilarious and after that day he exclusively refers to himself as Theo's wife, much to Theo's mortification.

WHAT IS TUMBLR LIVE AND HOW DO I GET RID OF IT

omg i can’t believe lemony snicket really co-wrote one of the songs on taylor swift’s new midnights album

throwback to that one fall out boy interview where they are at the mall and patrick disappears and they’re like wtf where did he go and he was at the fucking food court

look at this fucking loser with his white boy posse

peephole date

keep a calendar, this way you will always know.

that one episode where he got shot and the guy that shot him was torturing him with like. moral philosophy